I missed a couple of calls yesterday, there was NO SERVICE to the damn cell phone in the area where I was. Let Me tell you, you bois would have had a BLAST with Me. I was able to get one call in before the signal deteriorated. This boi was listening to the music that was being played and we were discussing how beautiful I was and how he couldn’t wait to hear all those men at the bbq.

Well it turns out, it wasn’t a BBQ it was a damn POOL PARTY!! So, I had to go and get Me a damn bathing suit. I came back and I was looking as fly as ever. Burgandy and hot pink and I had a pair of shorts over it, you should’ve seen the heads turning. LET ALONE, My damn tits were EXPLODING out of the damn bathing suit! Good lawd, those fine men there were eyeballing My tits.

My man’s boss, aka the Godfather, said if his butcher had all that meat, he wouldn’t have gone out of business LMAO!! I was in TEARS all damn night!!!

A couple of the guys there didn’t believe what I did for a living and I gave them My website and let’s just say I was the talk of the party. Heh!! Who knows I may just get some callers from it. I had the damn time of My life at that party. I love hanging out there. Whew there were some FINE LOOKING ASS MEN at that party, although Me and another girl were the only ones in the pool. Minus and father and daughter team. I wanted to see a couple of the guys wearing their speedos and of course Me getting a good look at their Schlong!!

Whoo hoo… One guy there caught My eye, but of course I couldn’t do much b/c the boyfriend was there. BUT I sure did look long and hard LMAO!!!

If you want to know what else happened at My BBQ, then I suggest you pick up that phone and call Me!

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I am headed to My boyfriend’s boss’s bbq. Surrounded by Italian and black men, paradise I bet some of you would LOVE to be Me right now. Heh, sucks to be you, doesn’t it! I may have My call buttons on alerts and if I answer you will hear Me chatting it up with his co-workers. Of course I will leave My financial domination line available for all you lil snow piggies out there. I know you got paid yesterday and many of you have already given your share to Me.

Good jub fuckers!

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Well, of course summer is here, which means vacations, family outtings, bbq’s , and of COURSE that means less time for you to pull on that lil meat of yours. I have come up with a solution to all of that. Email and instant message training. That way you won’t have to worry about sneaking phone calls, it looks like you are actually (working). For more details send Me a message and I will train you bois in the sneaky way

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Tiny dick humiliation, small penis humiliation, wonderful words I might say. Key word HUMILIATION! I personally LOVE humiliating you bois with the tiny white dicks and rubbing it in your face on how small you are and constantly telling you what an adequate piece of shit you are. I listen to you bitches cry and moan about you not getting any ass in months and some of you fuckers YEARS.

I preface that to say I have created a tiny dick humiliation video for you bitches! Click on the button here and watch your Caramel Vixen in action

you’ll be pulling that lil tic tac dick all weekend

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Of course you remember My Sissy Barmaid Bitch journal entry. If not, go take a looksee. That lil sissy bitch of Mines loves to wear pantyhose. I know that some of My other whores out there wear pantyhose and rub their little cocks while they are “working” under their desks. Some of you have confessed to Me while others are still keeping secrets. Confession is good for the soul

Why don’t you admit it? Just come in here and type a comment and say, yes, I am a Crossdresser who wears pantyhose!!! Talk about liberating. If you are one who wears it, then why don’t you also state what color pantyhose you are wearing today. I might actually do a poll about it since I know that there are a lot of you out there who wears hose.

I know that some of you wank to the pictures of Myself in pantyhose and that’s all well and good, but uh, pick up that phone and call Me to tell Me about it and if you are a lucky crossdresser, you may actually get to see the pantyhose on My caramel skin. Wouldn’t that be a nice treat Heh… C’mon, let’s discuss pantyhose!!!

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Many of you have thanked Me for those blog links that I posted a while ago and told Me that they were a good read, so I will be doing this every week or so. Enjoy subs!

This week’s best of the sex blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Want in Sugasm #39? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist within a week and you’re all set.

Announcements

SugarJoy has a New Webmistress (sugarjoy.com)
Blogathon 2006 (the-iron-gate.com/blog)

Sex Work and Humor

A Cornucopia of Perversion (radicalvixen.com/blog)
How to Spot Breast Implants (sugarbank.com)
F’n Amazing Webcam Show (seska4lovers.com)
All About My Summer Vacation (ellabeecoquette.blogspot.com)

Erotic Writing and Experiences

UFC – Ultimate F#&@&$ Club (thehiddensides.blogspot.com)
7/10 by Rex: A Tale of Two Roxies (rexandroxy.blogspot.com)
Morning After (joeheather.blogspot.com)
Tired? (xantasia.blogspot.com)
Friday Night Teaser (femmefataleteen.blogspot.com)
Facets of an Assignation (easilyaroused.co.uk)
First HNT Dream (dawnndirty.blogspot.com)
coming in her mouth and in the trees (orgasmcurious.blogspot.com)
Comfortably Decadent – Part Three (theholidaylife.blogspot.com)
Doesn’t Anyone Here Want Their Ass Licked? (designingintimacy.blogspot.com)
“The Meeting” a work of fiction (incorrigiblegirl.com/blog)
Shibari Thursday (masterenigma.blogspot.com)
Stand and Deliver (asstr.org/~gentlebutfirm)
A Fantasy in White (hedone.typepad.com/as_pursuit_of_pleasure)

Sex Advice and Sexy Reviews

Featured Article – Exploring Alternative Relationships (part 1) (seskuality.com)
Bust a (Porn) Move (myhotbox.blogspot.com)
Staff Pick (blog.babeland.com)
Flash of Clarity / Flash of Mia (sabrinainstockings.com)
Reader Question – Blow Me… Please (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)

NSFW Pics

Neighbor Affair: What could be more patriotic? (internetisforporn.com)
Masked Nude Beauty (eroticandy.blogspot.com)
Danni makes a splash! Squirting video and more… (danni654.blogspot.com)
WebMistress Feature Gallery: Flashing Utah (taratainton.com)

BDSM and Fetish

Isabella’s Eyes – Part III (nyc-urban-gypsy.blogspot.com)
Spankable Blog Award (darkside-journey.blogspot.com)
HNT 22 – 4th of July Editon (everythingoze.blogspot.com)
Doctor Who: the (should have been a) Spanking Episode (spankingwriters.com/blog)
My Lil Barmaid Sissy Bitch (caramelvixen.com/vixen-blog)
Redemption (bdsmlover.blogspot.com)
Waiting for Punishment in a Fantasy Manor (adelehaze.com)
And Now for the Video! (spankingkatiespades.blogspot.com)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships

Closet Slut (?) (totalsensuality.blogspot.com)
The Ugly Cry (cuntinglinguist.blogspot.com)
Black Dicks in White Chicks: pornographic fantasies of miscegenation, black power, and the colonization of interracial desire (lumpesse.com)

The sexy sunbathing photo of Tara Tainton comes directly from her very own blog.

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I love getting presents!!!On Saturday, I checked My mailbox and got a present from a sub. A leather dress, it is VERY sexy. I hope to be taking pictures very soon in this outfit. There was also  an envelope with a $100 bill in it.  Have no idea who sent it, but who am I to question. LOL!

Keep on sending the money and the gifts bitches!!!

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or should I say gotta use ‘em LOL!!!! This weekend was a rather busy money pig weekend. A lot of roast pig going on, shall I say One of these pigs found Me on yahoo and sent Me an instant message and said that I am beautiful and My beauty deserves the best. Of course he’s right about that. This particular pig clicked on My $400 button on this site and told Me he loved Me and left.

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For the past couple of days, I have been getting a rash of cuckold calls. I call them My lil Cuckold Whores. They know that they have inadequate members and want to do just about anything to please their lovers. Of course,their lovers want something big and black. I mean, who wouldn’t, right? Shit, I know I love Me something big and black. Well, the lovers crave the big, black dick and they want to just gobble it up.

My cuckold whores have shared stories with Me on what they have been doing while their significant others are getting their fuck on with chisled black men. From hiding in closets, to hiding on their balconies, to even participating. Some of My whores place ads on the internet to find black men for their wives to fuck.

Confession is good for the soul, isn’t it?

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about real time sessions and I have referred you to the FAQ’s and Rules page on My site. Well, I am working on a site with a good friend of Mines and we will be doing real time sessions together in the near future.

The site is in the works and very soon it should be completed. you all may take a glance at it Ebony and Ivory Domination Again, it is in the works and we hope that by the middle or end of this month we will be taking on some clients. your best bet is to stay tuned and uh, sit back and watch as two beautiful dominant women control you fools!

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