Okay sluts, I enjoy getting emails from some of you, but there are some that just do NOT think when they type. It’s as if that tiny cock, thinks for them, but then again, some of you snowpigs out there rode the shortbus when younger so I can’t even blame you for already being a dunce.

Here’s an email that grabbed My attention. I wasn’t even going to address it because it was sent to Me once. BUT, when I saw it again in My Niteflirt email account I just had to address it.
Goddess Caramel Vixen,

I would first like to start this message by thanking YOU for YOUR very existence and apologizing for its length but i feel obliged to spill my heart in an effort to demonstrate my sincerity. Goddess, i have been looking for a superior BLACK MISTRESS to whom I could eagerly devote my life for quite some time but have found none as deserving as YOU. My QUEEN, this is not a joke; i am sincerely hoping YOU will accept me as YOUR property: something YOU own and can do anything YOU want with. Its all about YOU and i accept YOU as the one and only GOD and my absolute owner.

Unfortunately, i do not have a credit card and, since i am currently a 24 year old (white piece of shit or snowpig as YOU would say) graduate student i am somewhat limited in funds. However, GOD, i am MORE than willing to send YOU a tribute via snail mail to express my sincerity and genuine desire to become YOUR property. Moreover, GOD, I am sincerely hoping YOU can use me in some videos, anything YOU want goes and i expect absolutely nothing in return. In fact i would pay YOU for the privilege. Moreover, i also greatly appreciate it if YOU would afford me the privilege of visiting You in real time for a session when i get back to New Jersey (i also live in Jersey about 5 months a year and will be back in early December) and would be more than willing to do ANYTHING You wanted during such an occurrence. Please GOD, please give my worthless life a purpose.

Sincerely
YOUR prospective whore

The bolded part is what you DON’T EVER WRITE TO ME when you tell Me that you don’t have a credit card, then there’s nothing I need from you. I have said time and time again to you idiots that I do NOTHING for free. This boi, DOESN’T have a credit card, YET, he is a member of Niteflirt. So, you HAVE to obtain a credit card for any transaction. So *cough* bullshit *cough*

I really don’t care how young you are (as long as you are 21 and over) so that I’m only 24 bull is ridiculous. There is just too much crap in this email, I am not even wasting My time going through with the rest of My post.

Bottom line, cunts: If you send a stupid ass email to Me, DON’T expect an answer. If I am not benefitting from the email you wrote, just send it to someone else who will put up with your wankerisms