Presents!!!

December 31st, 2006

I love presents!! I love it when one of My white whores purchase gifts and sends it to Me via UPS. I think I love it more when I see these FINE ASS UPS MEN deliver to Me. Yummmmy!! I have evil, twisted thoughts of doing things on top of packages. LMAO!!

Ok, so yesterday I was SUPPOSED to be going to the Meadowlands Race Track (yeah I love betting on races), I just didn’t feel up to it. I was tired from the sexsession the night before and I noticed I was getting a lil sore throat. So, I opted to stay home. Good thing I did. Well as I was drifting off between movies, the doorbell rings. I was like uh Who in the HELL is this? I JUST got rid of My family the night before. I know they didn’t decide to stay a bit longer and come back to “chill with ‘cuz” :roll: I was cold, sneezy and just exhausted. I put on My robe and literally “shuffled” to the damn door. That’s how beat I was. I see T, My UPS man. Fine black man, right, and here I look like a DAMN MESS!!!! :? Yeah, I was pissed, he always sees Me looking right. Now, I normally don’t get deliveries on Saturday unless it is an Air Delivery, and I normally don’t see T, unless I have one. Okies, so I am like uh… hey sweetie…

T: Hey, _________ (he knows My real name) how was your holiday

Me: It was perfect, I got tons of stuff, you know how I do.

T: *smiles* yeah, I sureee do.

Me: *hits his shoulder* you need to stop

T: I haven’t started yet

Me: *blushes* mmmmm, I noticed.

T: You don’t look so good, you ok?

Me: Nah…. besides being tired, I’m sick :(

T: Damn, well, let me let you get out of the hallway, I can see you’re freezing. Well, ______ have a Happy New Year, I’ll see you next year.

Me: Aww, that’s so sweet of you. I am definitely cold. Have a great New Year’s as well, T.

T: Oh…

Me: Que?

T: *leans over and kisses Me* MUAH.. right on the lips

Me: Uh.. EXCUSE YOU!!!!

T: *points up* mistletoe *grins*

Me: All you had to do was ask, we could’ve done that a while ago *coughs*

T: *writes number on the box I got* Call me, maybe we can hang on New Year’s if you’re better

Me: Maybe…. *smiles*

T: Alright.. bye ___________

Me: Bye….

T turns around, walks to the truck and then looks back at Me and smiles and blows a kiss to Me.

Me: *thinking to Myself* DAYUM, I want that!!! *closes the door and shuffles to My room*

Of course, I replay that kiss in My head, right, I plum forget about the damn gift. I open it up and inside it is a BABY PHAT COAT!!! O yeah!! I am happy as shit. I love Baby Phat. That’s My FAVORITE DESIGNER, simple fact because with Me being a Full Figured Queen those are the only jeans that fits Me perfectly and design for Full Figured Women. So, yeah, I was happy!!

A nice black BP coat.

I’ll take a picture of this fine Black Queen in My coat later on today. Of course you know I look fly in anything I put on this Caramelized Skin…

Alright ho’s I am going to go back to bed. I am sick as shit right about now. My lines are on Arrange A Call, I can BARELY speak.. *sigh*

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Alright Sluts, Listen Up!!!

December 31st, 2006

I want this, no ifs ands or buts. What you are going to do for your Caramel Goddess is pay for tickets to a concert. I want to go see this FINE BLACK MAN, Jamie Foxx, he is going to be in Atlantic City at the Borgata Casino on January 14th. So what that means, time is of the essence. Now, note.. you aren’t just paying for ONE TICKET… you are paying for TWO TICKETS! I am going with another FINE BLACK MAN, so it’s your DUTY as My sluts to pay for Me to have a good time with another man.

IF you are in the Atlantic City area and you pay for said tickets, then contact Me and I will allow you to see Me and worship Me as well as pay for My gambling and do whatever duties as a white dog should do. Feel Me?? Good.

Now, I want the BEST SEATS AVAILABLE!! So go here and purchase My tickets!!! and then send Me an email so I can tell you where to ship them. OR Get to clicking. Those that purchase My tickets will receive ONE MONTH’s ACCESS TO MY MEMBER’S AREA!!. I plan on having a great time on you, sluts!!!

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I was doing some Online Shopping…

December 28th, 2006

and I came across a review of some sexy panties.

“This is a gret fitting pair of panties. Both my wife and I like to wear them. The fit is perfect and the panty is soft and feels good while wearing it under work clothes. The panties don’t show which is a benefit when wearing them to work.”

Now, I know that the majority of My visitors to this site are a bunch of panty wearing pansies. So, Me being the nice Ebony Mistress that I am, decided to give you some information about these panties that feel extra comfortable. Just imagine: no panty lines…. no one at work knowing that you are wearing panties, especially when I tell you to put on a pair of TIGHT KHAKI’s or DRESS PANTS.

Another reviewer of these sexy panties said that they were quite comfortable for the male anatomy. Hmmm, sounds like a tiny dick bitch to Me, don’t you think? I think so. So, I know you all can’t wait to see what’s inside, so be a good little cunt and get to clicking!!

:twisted: !

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Ready to Serve Me, maggots??

December 28th, 2006

Miz Caramel Vixen has taken care of the payment processor issues that were mentioned in the earlier post. An agreement has been made and now, you are able to get to JOINING MY MEMBER’S AREA!!! This Caramel Vixen is very happy that things are going well. One of you bois listened to Me as I spoke about sending Me a Tribute what a good slut you are. Then when you wrote that “i hope this makes you happy” it brought a smirk to My face. Knowing that you whores out there read My site and do what I command. Good job. Keep up the good work, casper.. Heh!

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Having a minor setback, bois

December 28th, 2006

Miz Vixen is trying to get these payment processors in order. Apparently for some of them I am too “rough and tough” heh.. I am to mean to you pansies. As if!! :roll: I need to be harder on some of you :twisted: So, I have to keep on digging. I need to look into getting my own merchant account. One company who has no issue with My mean-ness, wants Me to charge a fraction to allow you sissy whores into My quarters. That’s not going to happen. My Member’s Area is Me allowing you bitches into a corner of My mind. So you have to pay a hefty price to get in. $39.95 a month, is nothing compared to others. I am ecstatic when I see other Domme’s charging a helluva lot of money for entrance into their member’s area and you bitches do so, without a snarl or anything. Yet, I am having an issue with $39.95 a month.

So, bois, I will keep you updated, but as far as I can see right now, Niteflirt is going to be the only option until next year. I am waiting to hear from other processors, but they are on vacation (have a great time, btw!!). So, you are going to have to sign up with Niteflirt little ones. If you have any questions and would like to find other ways to gain access, then send Me an email at Vixen@CaramelVixen.com and the subject of payment methods.

What a wonderful morning… NOT!

My lines are open, whores, so call Me! Spend money on Me to cheer Me up!

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I had a BANGING Christmas!!!

December 27th, 2006

Well, My little pets, My Christmas was pretty damn good. I took some calls in the morning, which were very interesting, then about 2 I went and had fun at My family’s place. I got tons of gifts, money, I mean the WORKZ! It was a good day. I hope that you all gave something to those that are less fortunate. Anyways.. I wrote in My Member’s Area Blog about the freaky things that went on in the bathroom of My family member’s house. I was getting soo turned on as I wrote about how he took Me. Made Me squeal, squirt.. the works!

Here’s a lil excerpt: I go to the bathroom and he looks at Me as I’m walking there, smacks My ass as I pass by and when I go to shut the door, dude is behind Me!! I’m like uhhhhhhhh…back up, partna, it ain’t EVEN going down like that. This foolio is messing with Me, mind you I am doing the “bathroom dance” holy smokes!!!! So, I said come in, because I REALLY have to go. I handle My business and he says that he wants Me….now. Ok, I give him the WTF look, like uh, HELLO, My family is right outside!!!!! They are going to notice that we are both MIA, you know. DumDum!! So, I tell him that he can only have a taste and that’s it!! I put the toilet seat lid down, sit on it and he crawls in between My legs and he starts lapping his tongue in My pussy.

I know you want to read more about that Sexcapade along with others that I’ve had. So, all you need to do is Join Now!

Mmmmmmmmm, I love Christmas!!

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New Stroking Tease and Denial Assignment

December 24th, 2006

I was in the mood to create another assignment for you assignment lovers out there!!

Now some of you have purchased every last assignment and you have yet to show pictures of your completed assignments that this spicy, Femdom assigned to you. So, let’s start the New Year off in a bang and attach a picture with this Tease and Denial Assignment. I can’t WAIT to see what you will be sending to My mail.

Be good little whores, cunts, sissies and complete the task that Miz Caramel Vixen has here and make Me happy!!!

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2 More Days Left…

December 23rd, 2006

Man I can’t believe it! Christmas is almost here. Although I LOVE receiving gifts, I love giving. I will give My last if I know that someone needs it. I donate My time and money and whatever I can to those who are needy. I donate blood every 6 months and I donate clothes, food, whatever I can. There are so many out there less fortunate then us and through whatever circumstances it occurred, people need to have something for Christmas and throughout the year.

So, this year I’ve done My share and I hope that you aren’t selfish bastards and give. Of course, giving to Me is a good thing as well :twisted:

After making My rounds with family and friends, I am going to go to a PARTAY in Sayerville, NJ. I’ve never been there before. My girl told Me that it’s a pretty good hot spot.

Ooooh, lemme tell you, I received in the mail, a bottle of Johnny Walker Black from one of you subbies. One of My real time slaves, gave Me a gift basket which included Ghiradelli chocolate. As if I need it LMAO! I have been slacking in the gym department, but I am still looking good. I will pick up the gym starting next month. It’s not My New Year’s resolution at all. It’s a healthy living.

Man, I still need to do shopping for a couple of friends, but I am sooo tapped out. Seriously, My energy is DRAINED!! I am sooo tired. I was entertaining a yummy chocolate man last night/this morning and I was doing a tease and denial text session, accompanied with some HAWT pictures of Moi.

So, I need to sleep for like another 24 hours LMAO! Ok, ok, so not 24 but maybe 2-4 hours. I plan on going to the movies tonight and perhaps bowling/pool.

On Christmas, I am entertaining family and friends, so I doubt that I will be on AS much, then I am going to go see Dreamgirls!! I can’t wait to see Jennifer Hudson upstage Beyonce. My lines MAY be open, since I know that there are some of you lonely pink salmon’s who don’t have anyone to spend Christmas with.

:twisted:

Heh, yep, I know that there are some of you, who’s girlfriends are fucking others. Perhaps you are the black sheep of the family. Well, whatever reason it is you make sure you tell Me so I can LAUGH at you all for being alone on Christmas :twisted: :lol:

Alright I am on My way to dreamland. I have to get some rest. I’ll leave you with a sexy picture of Me, although you aren’t worthy of it.

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Happy Holidays My Pets

December 20th, 2006

Here’s My Christmas present to you, My pets!!! I know, any picture of your Miz Caramel Vixen is a gorgeous present!! I created something for My tiny dick and sissy pets and I know how much you love being teased. Click here for your OTHER present, pets!!!

Make sure you tell Me how much you LOVEEE this present of Mines!!

Speaking of presents, one of My little bitches, gave Me a gift certificate to Macy’s a nice $500 gift card!! Yummy!! So you know that I will be sporting more outfits and looking sexier as EVER (as if that’s a hard thing to do) for the upcoming New Year!!! :twisted: I’ll take a picture of the Gift Card later, maybe….

It’s sooo good to be a Caramelized Goddess, isn’t it!!!

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I got My pictures!!

December 17th, 2006

Here is a taste, shmucks!!! Don’t pull that tiny cock of yours too hard, pinkboi!!

MMMmmmm Mmmmm MMMmmmm that’s one FINE ASS VIXEN, isn’t it!! Trust Me, there are SEXIER pictures than this one above. I am one GORGEOUS, FULL FIGURED VIXEN!! Don’t get it twisted!! I am definitely fine and I know it! I may not be one of these slim Dommes, but that’s okay, we both know that My big, EBONY ASS will smother you….

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