Ok, so a “friend” (ex-friend) of Mines, tagged Me. What that means is that I have to write 10 oddball things about Me. Damn you, BSP!! My best friend, tagged Me and the funny thing about it is, we call each other twins, so it is crazy that we have sooo many things the same, BUT I am going to try and be different! *TRY*
Sigh…. here it goes.
1) Every morning, I do this dance sequence by Ciara. It is her “Promise” video. I dance My ass off and if I must say so, I do a good ass job. That’s My 30 minute workout and it is shrinking My waist too

2) I tell My friends to not call Me on Mondays between 9-10pm because of “24″ and when “Nip/Tuck” and “The Shield” comes on Tuesdays 10-11pm. I usually turn My ringer off or if I forget, I answer the phone and say, “bitch, now you know My show is on, lemme call you back”. Yes, I am dedicated….I also do not take phone calls from you cocksuckers during that time either. Yes, it is that serious!

3) When I go to the club, I refuse to buy any drinks, that’s what the men are for, yanno. Then when they buy Me a drink and want to talk to Me, if their grill is not right, or their breath stinks OR their outfit needs to be burnt, then I will take the drink they bought Me and walk away. I will ignore their asses. Yes, I am a bitch and???

4) When I come home after being outside, the first thing I do is rip My bra off and throw it somewhere. As soon as I walk in and close the door, My bra is off and on the couch. I hate having My boobs restricted. Sheesh! If they weren’t so large, I would go outside without a bra on.

5) I am a HUGE Geek… ok, let Me clarify that. I am a HUGE “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”, “Angel”, “Smallville”, “Justice League”, “Charmed” fan. There are more, but I am NOT going to list them all. Now, when I mean a HUGE FAN, I mean HUGE! Out of all those shows listed, “BTVS” is My favorite show. I bought “Once More With Feeling”, that is the album to the same titled episode of Buffy. I know the songs verbatim. Actually the episode is coming on the 21st on F/X. I have My alarm set at 6:50 am every morning, so I can wake up, go to the bathroom and be done in time to watch Buffy every Monday through Friday. I have it Tivo’ed incase I don’t wake up in the morning. If anyone wanted to get Me something, the box sets of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” would be the PERFECT GIFT!!!

6) I love video games, I own damn near EVERY video game system. From Atari, Dreamcast, Nintendo, Nintendo 64, Playstation, Gamecube, Playstation2, Xbox, Xbox360, PSP, Wii, there are more but I am not going to list them all. I was going to get the Playstation 3, but I heard that there were some difficulties of so I want all the kinks out of it before I purchase it. I would say that in video games, I have about $20,000 worth of video games. I have been a gamehead for YEARZ! I get at least 2-3 hours a day of gametime in, it is imperative. LMAO!

7) When I was younger I used to wear contacts. I had so many different color contacts and it had to match My outfits. There were times when I used to have one blue contact and one brown contact or green or gray or hazel I would even wear those crazy contacts with the designs on it. I would do some crazy stuff with My eyeballs. Reminiscing is fun!

8) Stephen King is My favorite author. I read “It” hardcover edition in 1 1/2 days. I woulld take that book with Me everywhere I went. To the bathroom when I had to take a shit, in bed when I should’ve been sleeping and I couldn’t sleep because that book was just a page turner. That book was so hard for Me to put down, I haven’t read it in years but when there is a good book out there, especially his, I can not put it down. There were times when I was reading a book and one of you bois called Me, I didn’t take the call because I couldn’t pull Myself away from the book.

9) When I was 19, I decided that I wanted a whole new look. My hair was damn near above My black ass, I went to the beauty salon and had My cousin My hair. She looked at Me as if I was totally insane. She pleaded with Me to not cut My hair, but she couldn’t stop Me. I wanted a new look, I wanted to look like Toni Braxton. So, she cut My hair all the way off above My ears. It was SOOOOOOOOO short!! After it was cut, I liked it for about a month, then I got tired of it, so I went and put a weave in My hair. My hair has never grown back to the way it was, which I regret, but I did look FIERCE when I cut it. My hair now is past My shoulders, BUT I don’t like wearing My hair, so I will go and put a weave in it or braids and My cousin always yells at Me because My hair is longer than anything I put in My hair (yeah, oddball!!)

10) My first waxing of My pussy was the best experience ever. It felt like My first lesbian experience. I went for a Brazillian waxing and although it hurt like hell, the chick who did the waxing told Me that it would feel better afterwards. I started to get dressed and then I was having all of these feelings. I was having orgasms after orgasms. So, I walk out and the lady who did My wax, smiled at Me. I walk to My car and every step I took, My legs were so weak. That day was the weirdest day ever and I think that was the most orgasms I’ve ever had in My life in one day.

So, there you have it… 10 oddball things about Me.