Hey My chia pets *snicker* Miz Caramel Vixen will be available for cam til 8 tonight EST! Well, at least 7pm lmao. I have plans that I need to take care of, or shall I say someone to take care of Me, ya heard! hahahaha I had a BLAST the other night and boy oh boy, flirting is soo much fun.

I don’t know if you heard of the R. Kelly song, Ima Flirt, but that song fits Me to a TEE!!! I love it when these guys flirt with Me and dammit….I am gonna flirt back with your ass, unless of course, you are just BEYOND busted hahahahhaha!!! Again, I had fun, dudes were buying Me drinks and grabbing Me like I was their property. WHOO!! You shoulda heard Me curse one of these bastards out, it was as if I was cussing you lil fucktards out. I came in from the outside and walked into the club, a dude was coming out of the bathroom and he saw Me and grabbed Me. I snapped. I said, bitch, get the fuck off of Me, you don’t know who the fuck I am and I know you didn’t wash your funky ass hands. Take your ugly looking ass back in the fucking bathroom because you left the prettier you in there. *eye roll* Asswipe!

Tch….

Okay, so anyways…. There were a lot of fine black men out there and of course I was getting My dance on and guys were just getting behind Me and trying to dance close to Me and feeling their cocks get all hard on My ass. Okay, like whatever…it didn’t bother Me at all because I am use to it. The one guy I was talking about in My other post he had Me hot and bothered and I wanted to jump his BONES (lololol @ ME….she said bones) but I was behaving, I want to tease him some more before I give him some of My goodies. My friend left but I wanted to stay behind because, I just love to dance, so this guy who was watching Me and My friend all night, decided to get behind Me and dance then this bastard did the unthinkable…..

THIS MUTHAFUCKA SLAPPED MY DAMN ASS!!!! Listen when I tell you, there are perimeters that you just don’t fuck with and this asshole, did. I turned around so damn quick and I slapped this bitch in his face…YEAH…AND WHAT!!!! Man, why was I going to fuck him up. My friend came out of nowhere, I thought he left and got in between Me and the guy. I’m thinking that some of his friends told him what happened before he pulled out of the parking lot and he came back in to handle the situation. Meanwhile, I am arguing with this fucking dickhead and I took My finger and mushed it into his head and I damn sure was going to fight him. you NEVER EVER touch MY ASS!!! So, like I said, My friend came out of nowhere and pushed the guy hard as hell and dared him to touch Me.

After he handled assmuncher, he grabbed My arm and led Me OUT of the club…cute right…My “boo” saved Me from fucking that boi up, didn’t he…. So, he tells Me that he doesn’t want Me to go back in there because he doesn’t want to see Me hurt. Whatever…I can take care of Myself, I started to argue, but then he planted a nice wet one on My lips and uh….I was quiet. Needless to say that some fun things went on that night and I can’t wait to get back with him again.

Now, like I said, I will be on cam, so call Me, I know you want to worship My big, black strap-on and My gorgeous feet on cam. I will tell you all about this cam call that I had earlier in another post. So catch Me while you can My pets!!!