Best Birthday EVER!!!
Okay, well, not ever….but it was a pretty fun birthday!! Some of you bois out there really surprise Me when it comes to catering to this Caramel Goddess!! *giggles* Okay, now the lot of you actually called to wish Me a Happy Birthday and it was sooooo sweet!! But damn…some of you fucktards can not hold a damn key to save your fucking life *Dead!!!!* So anyways, the most of you out there who actually contacted Me did such a good job, I had to make note of it in here. Don’t get used to Me saying nice things about you, because frankly, you fucktards don’t deserve a DAMN THING!!! Got that!!!!
The birthday tributes were off the damn chain!!! Clicking on My $100 button and buying up all of My yummy goodies that I had available. Oooo that Big Titty Tease video, damn you bastids out there must really love looking at My tits. One of you snowpigs actually bought the same video 3 times. WTF was that about?? Were you that damn drunk that you couldn’t find the first video you downloaded??? 
Hell, I don’t give a damn because I made about $50 off your incapacitated ass! I sent out mass mails about the new humiliation assignment that I have out.
*NEW 8/3* Humiliating Party Assignment This right here is My Humiliation Party Assignment. If you haven’t gotten it yet, then I suggest your ass does it, post haste!!! This is a way that you can party with Me, even though you are not here with Me. Make sure you click on that button and let’s party like a rockstar!!!
I did some cam yesterday, not too much, because it was My day and I just ignored you ‘tardos while you watched Me do whatever I felt like doing, which was watch tv and bs around *giggles* Damn, My life is so fantastic.
As I am writing this blog, I have a fine black man next to Me sleeping. I put it on him GOOT and he still hasn’t woken up *giggles*. mmmm he made My birthday the best to.. I heart him. That’s My teddy bear right there. Okay, I have to get ready to go to breakfast. I’m going to wake him up….possibly with a lil good ole fashioned “head” if you don’t know what head is… LOOK IT UP!!!
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