The other day, I received a BDSM Niteflirt call and on the line was a pathetic white slave who wanted very much to worship Me. A couple days prior he sent Me this long winded email, which I scanned and answered blah, blah, blah send Me money. Of course, I never heard back. *shrugs* whatever. Flash forward to Tuesday, the same bitch was on the line…i want You in my life, Goddess…i want to serve You. you know the spiel, because you run the same shit on Me every damn day via niteflirt and of course in My email, keeping it cluttered, right? Ok then…
So I let the white trash run his mouth and I listened and he told Me how he was addicted to Me. How he wanted to be My trash collector. My spit, piss, and other fluids he wanted to consume like a good little bitch. The trash collector, told Me how he reads My blog and knew I was sick (stalker alert) and that he wanted to serve Me in real time. Since I was sick, it really wasn’t going to happen.
I told the trash collector to send a tribute and PROVE himself or basically get the fuck off My line. Well, him being such a “decent” bitch sent Me a $100 tribute and continued on yapping his trap telling Me how he wanted to serve this Ebony Goddess. The trash collector is close to Me, so I’m sure that he’ll be serving Me in real time very soon…once he, of course, gets that money together. That little pathetic tribute he sent and the one he offered for a real time session honestly got LAUGHED at. $150 to be in My presence LOL…bitch please!!!
The trash collector will be filed under “addict” lol…isn’t that right stalker???

this is what My trash collector wants hehe
Sidebar: your MizCaramelVixen has been VERY SICK for the past week…I’m not 100% better, by NO MEANS and I have been in the ER so, if you’re waiting on packages in the mail, customs and the like…you’re going to have to wait until I am 100% better. I have the flu…so be patient little ones, it’ll get to you as soon as I can make it out the house. Doc’s orders: bedrest & fluids. I have the bedrest down packed, but fluids ehhh, notsomuch.