I *DO* try and blog daily, but yanno, sometimes life takes over and well Me updating about who spent what and how much this one gave Me and what I spoke about with this one is all a blur. I’m going to TRY & do a “week in review” for all the little things that I missed. BUT…of COURSE you can just EASILY follow Me on twitter and I wouldn’t have to do it but eh…such is life.
By now we ALL know how My trip to the DMV area was…if not go read the earlier posts. Apparently, you fetish freaks are illiterate because I am STILL getting calls regarding setting up appointments. I wrote 10/2-10/4 but hey I can’t expect you guys to read when you’re wanking off to My pictures…now can I?
LOL lookit Me teasing you already…cock rock hard…and here I go expecting you to read the rest of this blog entry LOL ASIF.com
So again, guys I am NO LONGER in the DMV area…so stop calling Me thankYOU!
Speaking of calling Me and wanting this particular person to S.T.O.P. ugh…I’m no longer in a relationship, haven’t been in EONS, but I do juggle a few men who peak My interest from time to time. Actually, 2 get My “undivided, but not FULL” attention…the other 4 I just use to My bidding…of course that means purchasing WHATEVER I want, paying for WHATEVER I say…hey, wait…that’s basically what you losers are for teehee. They know that they’re the “bottom of the barrel” so-to-speak and they do know that they could NEVER get to lick, touch, taste, sniff, enter the Golden Gap (ya like that one? HA!) so, they do know their place. Gotta climb up those ranks buddy. So, this one dude who MIGHTA had an opportunity with Me has been STALKING ME OH SO HARD! Reading My tweets, texting, calling, just being a NUISANCE ugh.com he’s a jealous lil fucker…wants Me all to himself (asif) and everytime I’d tweet about being with another dude, he’d respond oh you don’t care for Me? I’d do whatever I can for you and you still don’t appreciate Me…blah, blah, blah, whine, whine, whine. So, he’s definitely outta here. I hate a NEEDY ASS DUDE….hell, even SLAVES…stop being needy and whiny that shit does nothing for Me but make Me dismiss you quicker than you small dick bitches fuck a tight pussy
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Small penis humiliation has been a kicker via Niteflirt you tiny tot cocks have been calling like CRAZY! Begging for humiliation oh & you sissy bitches too! lol. I’ve gotten a slew of Feminization cam shows it’s been HELLA funny!!!
Oh that sissy right there took that toy and plugged up his little tight hole for Me….well…it wasn’t tight after she was done fucking her pussy for Me

as you can tell by the size of that cock HA!
Lessee what else…Oh a HUGE congrats to the beautiful Karen: The Asian Goddess today is her wedding OWWW!!! Have fun mamita and enjoy your special day love!!!
I’m looking to film with some slaves, male and female so if you’re interested in being in My films and you’re in the NJ/NY area use the contact form and tell Me what kind of videos you’re interested in being in. Doesn’t matter the color, age, size, shape and YES, you can be masked.
I’ve been getting requests for Me to convert a lot of My fart fetish and ass fetish videos to MOV and IPOD/MP4 format, so I have a couple of new stores that I unveiled this week and clips are being purchased…slowly but surely. If you look to the left of the blog; you will see Fetish Clips and underneath a list of all of My clips4sale stores, so if you see something and you want it in a different format contact Me and I will look for said video and convert it for you.
Giftcards: LOL
whew…last week a guy who LOVES My videos, sent Me a $4 (yes FOUR DOLLARS, CUATRO DINEROS) amazon gift certificate and said enjoy your gift LOL…I laughed EVERSOHARD.com then he came back with a $10 gift card and then topped it off with a $40 gift card. $54 total..whooo let Me NOT spend it all in one place
I love it, you guys are too much for Me
OH! and how can I forget I am UrbanXAwards XGirl for the month of October!!! UrbanXAwards is a site/awards show that honors Urban Adult entertainers. They have an awards show where many Ethnic adult performers are nominated and then chosen as the #1 in said category: Interracial, Up&Coming porn star, Gang Bang, etc….Anywho, they chose Me, your Caramel Vixen, to be their X Girl for the content that I CONSTANTLY produce (daily) and for the work/hustle/grind that I showcase every day! Read more about Me being the Urban X Awards Girl of the MonthI think it’s ABSOLUTELY kickass because 1. I do majority fetish material and 2 I don’t have any hardcore content and 3. I’m a BBW. Yep, your Caramel Queen works HARD & I love that I was recognized!
Anywho, I think that’s about it for the week in review…so go buy clips! Pick up that phone call Me through Niteflirt! send in those drive-by tributes! schedule a real time session! Join My membersites! and of course, follow Me on twitter!