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Pets… Miz Caramel Vixen will be out of commission for the next 2 weeks. Well, 7-10 days. My laptop decided that it was tired of being in the land of the “living” so, it died on Me. So, I am getting My laptop fixed and it is going to take that long for it to come back to Me. So, that means NO WEBCAM calls and not too many journal entries. I can’t update My members area with the new videos that I did and update My clips4sale store. *sighs* I probably can, but I am not at a place where I can use the desktop provided. Not everyone knows what Miz Caramel does So, yeah…if I can update, I will, if not…you know why.

I will try and stop by like I said, whenever I can. Ay yi yi… This thing is going to cost over $400 smackers to get fixed, so you know what that means, one of you bitchbois out there had better get to clicking on My tribute buttons…STAT!!!

Saturday, I am going to be busy…Filming with My boi, MikeFetishFilms, and I will also be having a real time session with someone. Not a full BLOWN session, but we are going to be doing some shopping at one of the pleasure stores near Me. I can’t wait to meet My new sissy bitch! If I can update about Saturday, I will…

My lines will be on arrange a call and when I can take a call I will. I am actually starting to do more real time sessions during the day and phone domination calls at night. So, things will be changing…

That’s all for the brief update My lil bitches…until next time!!!

O yeah…if you send Me an email, I will get to it when I can, seeing as I have no computer….

Did I sigh already???? If not….sighs…..

I just finished watching a video where a subbie was forced to drink his own cum. I know that there are tons of you out there who I order on a daily basis to clean up that mess and that is exactly what you should do. WASTE NOTHING!!! Trust Me, at first you may not like it but after repeating the process over and over again, you will love the way your jizz juice tastes. In this video, the guy was forced to cum in a glass while his two Mistresses stood above him and watched. Of course he was very adamant about doing so, but of course the deed was done. Heh…there is no way you can get around it. If a Goddess tells you to do something the best thing for you and your big balls to do, is complete the task or wince in pain….so which one do you think you should do???? I thought so…

Now there are those out there that when they cum, they make a nice big (or should I say little, to match that tiny cock of yours) mess in their pink panties. Now for you, take off those panties and suck them clean. I also like to have them stay in their panties and….you know what…I am not going to give you wanksters any more pulling on the toothpick material. If you want to know what other fun things I do to My sissy boys then I suggest you pick up the phone and call Me.

Take note… after the end of our session you will be forced to drink your cum.

isn’t that what they say? Well, I know you have been searching for Me. Checking back daily, hourly to see if I posted anything new. I know how you fucktards do. I find it cute. How much you need Me, like I am your drug. Yeah…I like that. Getting high, watching My tour video over and over again. I have tracking devices My bois, so yeah I have been paying close attention to you. I’m always watching lol! j/k. But seriously, I have been doing My own thing. Taking tons of calls, paid mail sessions, you know shit like that. On the other side of the coin, I have been out PARTYING!!! Thursday, Friday, Saturdays…just dropping and shaking My ass like crazy. Having dudes grinding on Me. What fun that is. Now uh, lemme preface this by saying to you all. I love to tease. That’s just in My nature. Can’t help it. Teasing and denying subs and no subbies is just what I do. Like I said, I can NOT help it. So… I will go to the club, get My dance off and let’s say a guy approaches Me and wants to dance. If the grill is right, I’ll go ahead and do so. Tease him with My big, black ass, grinding in his groin area….feeling that bump rise…that shows I am in control. So after you get hard, your mind is messed up and if I want something from you, I am going to get it. That 3:30 second song is over, I proceed to leave, then the guy I am dancing with will say, wait, don’t go. Then I will say, make it worth My while…buy Me a drink. Bam…I am sipping on something and SOMETIMES I’ll go dance, other times I will excuse Myself to the bathroom and find My girls and laugh. Yeah, I am that bitch, aren’t I.

So good to be Moi.

So, I have this upcoming party that I have been invited to and it is an upscale birthday party for Mike Adams and there are going to be some special guests Mike Vick, Plaxico Burress,  Marcel Shipp, Shawntae Spencer just to name a few. So Miz Caramel Vixen is going to be looking Her absolute best. New outfit, new ‘do, new shoes, yanno the whole bit. I of course am going to take pics and all…who knows who I just “might” end My night with If you don’t know those names, I suggest you google them and find out.

Let’s see what else… I have been updating My members area with some new foot fetish videos and pictures. Tomorrow I WILL be taking some more. I love taking pictures. Now, most of you know that I broke My toe the beginning of the year, so I haven’t been able to get a pedicure because of My poor lil piggie toe. I was scared, I am not even going to front about it. If the pedicurist touched My toe the wrong way, I’d probably hit her, punch her, kick her…yanno. Then I’d blame it on a flinch then I’d be banned and prolly arrested for assault So, yeah…I opted out of pedicure territory.  Well, My new foot video, I didn’t paint My toes and you can see that My toenails are rather on the long side. A couple of loyal viewers of My foot store mentioned to Me that they LOVE My natural long toe nails and they would love for Me to scratch their backs and their “prick heads”. Such pain….sounds sooooooo interesting, doesn’t it? I’d love to do a video like that. I decided I am going to take some more au natural toe pictures this weekend, for the nail bois.

I have been having a blast on the phone with you subbies, sissies, closet cocksuckers, snowpigs, ass worshippers, cuckolds, foot fetish bois and even you money pigs. I will briefly touch on this one call that I had to day and talk about some of the other ones in another blog post. Well, I get this call today and this guy is asking Me questions about small vs tiny cocks…. Okay…yanno what. I am going to save this one for later because I have a LOT to talk about and it just dawned on Me about something else that was brought to My attention about tiny dicks.

Teased and DENIED you again didn’t I LMAO!

It is 11:30, I have to go to sleep. I am going to the gym tomorrow morning (yeah, I am back at the gym, I should’ve never stopped but I digress) and I have to get a nice top/sweater for the club tomorrow night. Yeppers, I am going out again to shake that big, black ass of Mines.

Alright….peace bitches!

This morning as I am lounging and working on My member’s area, I get a phone call from My niece. When I say hello, she goes Aunt __________, guess who got arrested!!! I am dumbfounded and I make a few guesses then she tells Me who it is. I immediately BUST out laughing. She reads Me the article from the New Jersey Herald News. I tell her that I will call her back because I have to go pick up this article Myself.

The article is below:

Butler-It was a case of he said, she said- if you consider that “she” was really a he.

Confused?
Police were, too.
On Tuesday, officers arrest Kashon Williams of Little Falls, several days after he convinced police he was a woman during a vehicle stop on Route 23.

Officers pulled over a Dodge Intrepid on Dec. 28 after a computer check showed the car was registered to WIlliams, who had a suspended license, acting Capt. Jay Dean said.

Then the officers walked up and got a look at the driver. Dean said it was unclear if Williams, 29, was wearing a dress ofr makeup, but something about his appearance confused them.

“They asked him if he was a man or a woman, and he said he was a woman,” Dean said. “You don’t stop drivers normally and ask them that question.”

Williams said his name was Shonda Williams and handed over a photo identification card with that name. A check of motor vehicle records produced no match, however, so “Shonda” was issued summonses at headquarters for unlicensed driving and failure to inspect a vehicle, then released.

Still sensing that something wasn’t right, police continued to investigate, and finally learned the driver’s true identity from the counterparts in Paterson.

Kashon Williams was arrested on Tuesday at his job in Butler and charged with hindering apprehension, obstruction of the admiration of law, and impersonation.

He was being held Thursday right in the Morris County Correctional Facility in lieu of $2,5000 bail.

Me and My niece were DYING on the phone!! It was hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing! Now how many of you bitches out there would do something like that? Lie and say that you were a woman knowing damn well that you are a man. Better question yet, how many of you would actually go outside in drag? My niece was telling Me that Shonda wears her “gear” 24/7. Doesn’t take it off. Talk about dedication. Now, I should give a bit of back story, I knew Shonda when she was Kashon, we went to school together back in the day. Even then “Shonda” was coming out, but never made her appearance til later on in life (that I know of). I remember when I saw Shonda one day, she was wearing nails, a nice weave/wig and was wearing make-up. Kashon/Shonda and I were cool back in the day and even when we run into each other we will speak.I am still dying on the fact that Shonda went and tried to fool the cops over that as if he wasn’t going to get caught.

So answer the questions, crossdressers… Let’s discuss….

and I came across a review of some sexy panties.

“This is a gret fitting pair of panties. Both my wife and I like to wear them. The fit is perfect and the panty is soft and feels good while wearing it under work clothes. The panties don’t show which is a benefit when wearing them to work.”

Now, I know that the majority of My visitors to this site are a bunch of panty wearing pansies. So, Me being the nice Ebony Mistress that I am, decided to give you some information about these panties that feel extra comfortable. Just imagine: no panty lines…. no one at work knowing that you are wearing panties, especially when I tell you to put on a pair of TIGHT KHAKI’s or DRESS PANTS.

Another reviewer of these sexy panties said that they were quite comfortable for the male anatomy. Hmmm, sounds like a tiny dick bitch to Me, don’t you think? I think so. So, I know you all can’t wait to see what’s inside, so be a good little cunt and get to clicking!!

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So which one of you tiny dick losers is this? I know it has to have been one of the many white dickless “wonders” that I have spoken to before. Heh.. Amazing, I wonder if his Mistress picked out that costume for him and had him “rock” it for Halloween to embarrass him. Good for her!! lol! Which brings Me to this post, what are you wearing for Halloween and if you are going to a Halloween shindig, I am giving you the assignment of wearing something absolutely embarrassing!!

For the sissy sluts out there, the 31st is the night for you to go out and drag and be comfortable in your skin. I want pictures of you dressed up sluts.

Contest alert!!!!

Whoever has the funniest costume pictures will receive free minutes and a free picture of Me!!! Deadline is going to be November 4th, since you may have to get it developed. I want to see pictures. BONUS PICTURES to those who makes a sign and says MizVixen’s snowpig.

of course, you know that is the day that I get My hair done, BUT, I am “allegedly” meeting up with a boi to take some pictures of a session. Whips, Canes, Riding Crop, some good ole-fashioned cbt fun as well. My photographer, Candy, is getting married (I’m so happy for her!!!) so I am going to have to have My boitoi take pictures of this session. In November when she get’s settled, Candy promised to do those pictures for Me

I have gotten SEVERAL responses from you bois in Philly and New York, I have read your emails and will get back to you by the end of the week. I am interested in 3 of you, especially a particular crossdresser I will let you know what is going on and it should be a good time on Thursday. There will be some preview pictures, but the GOOD stuff will be in the upcoming MEMBERS AREA!! *yay*

who would be interested in doing some videos with Me. These videos I would be selling and you would have to give up your ids to prove that you are over the age of 21. I would have access to these ids of course at My office. If interested send Me an email and we can discuss more.

Also sissies as well, those who are into cbt are more than welcome to apply. NO TOILET SLAVES..  ALL VIDEOS ARE CFnm

SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY!!!!

vixen@CaramelVixen.com

I know how many foot bois are out there that are in love with My perfect toes! So click on My button and get to calling and viewing My feet on the cam. For the kinkier subbie snow pigs, you can worship My big, black strap-on!

Time’s up maggots!!!
Mistress V has a campaign that I just HAD to share!!! A Small Penis Prevention Campaign

Dominant Mistresses, Femdoms, Dominatrixes, Princesses, Goddesses, etc are going to stamp OUT tiny cocks EVERYWHERE! Most of you sluts, definitely need to get rid of their cocks, you are already stuffing your cock down a pair of panties. What color are you wearing now? Huh? I know that you have shaved those he-pussies, those chestnuts, legs, arms and the like, haven’t you? How many of you cocksuckers are crossdressers? I know you drool at the sight of a handsome man, especially a black Adonis.

So deep down inside you are nothing but a lil cock sucking faggot! So it’s time to get rid of those cocks and stop you all from procreating. If we get rid of your tiny little weinerdogs there will be NO MORE french fries around, now will there?

Of course not.

Now your job as a little tiny white dicked maggot is to pick up that phone and call Me so that I can continue to poke fun of you!