isn’t that what they say? Well, I know you have been searching for Me. Checking back daily, hourly to see if I posted anything new. I know how you fucktards do. I find it cute. How much you need Me, like I am your drug. Yeah…I like that. Getting high, watching My tour video over and over again. I have tracking devices My bois, so yeah I have been paying close attention to you. I’m always watching lol! j/k. But seriously, I have been doing My own thing. Taking tons of calls, paid mail sessions, you know shit like that. On the other side of the coin, I have been out PARTYING!!! Thursday, Friday, Saturdays…just dropping and shaking My ass like crazy. Having dudes grinding on Me. What fun that is. Now uh, lemme preface this by saying to you all. I love to tease. That’s just in My nature. Can’t help it. Teasing and denying subs and no subbies is just what I do. Like I said, I can NOT help it. So… I will go to the club, get My dance off and let’s say a guy approaches Me and wants to dance. If the grill is right, I’ll go ahead and do so. Tease him with My big, black ass, grinding in his groin area….feeling that bump rise…that shows I am in control. So after you get hard, your mind is messed up and if I want something from you, I am going to get it. That 3:30 second song is over, I proceed to leave, then the guy I am dancing with will say, wait, don’t go. Then I will say, make it worth My while…buy Me a drink. Bam…I am sipping on something and SOMETIMES I’ll go dance, other times I will excuse Myself to the bathroom and find My girls and laugh. Yeah, I am that bitch, aren’t I.

So good to be Moi.

So, I have this upcoming party that I have been invited to and it is an upscale birthday party for Mike Adams and there are going to be some special guests Mike Vick, Plaxico Burress,  Marcel Shipp, Shawntae Spencer just to name a few. So Miz Caramel Vixen is going to be looking Her absolute best. New outfit, new ‘do, new shoes, yanno the whole bit. I of course am going to take pics and all…who knows who I just “might” end My night with If you don’t know those names, I suggest you google them and find out.

Let’s see what else… I have been updating My members area with some new foot fetish videos and pictures. Tomorrow I WILL be taking some more. I love taking pictures. Now, most of you know that I broke My toe the beginning of the year, so I haven’t been able to get a pedicure because of My poor lil piggie toe. I was scared, I am not even going to front about it. If the pedicurist touched My toe the wrong way, I’d probably hit her, punch her, kick her…yanno. Then I’d blame it on a flinch then I’d be banned and prolly arrested for assault So, yeah…I opted out of pedicure territory.  Well, My new foot video, I didn’t paint My toes and you can see that My toenails are rather on the long side. A couple of loyal viewers of My foot store mentioned to Me that they LOVE My natural long toe nails and they would love for Me to scratch their backs and their “prick heads”. Such pain….sounds sooooooo interesting, doesn’t it? I’d love to do a video like that. I decided I am going to take some more au natural toe pictures this weekend, for the nail bois.

I have been having a blast on the phone with you subbies, sissies, closet cocksuckers, snowpigs, ass worshippers, cuckolds, foot fetish bois and even you money pigs. I will briefly touch on this one call that I had to day and talk about some of the other ones in another blog post. Well, I get this call today and this guy is asking Me questions about small vs tiny cocks…. Okay…yanno what. I am going to save this one for later because I have a LOT to talk about and it just dawned on Me about something else that was brought to My attention about tiny dicks.

Teased and DENIED you again didn’t I LMAO!

It is 11:30, I have to go to sleep. I am going to the gym tomorrow morning (yeah, I am back at the gym, I should’ve never stopped but I digress) and I have to get a nice top/sweater for the club tomorrow night. Yeppers, I am going out again to shake that big, black ass of Mines.

Alright….peace bitches!

I love watching All Star Weekend, hopefully one year I will be able to attend. I am going to watch some of the show, My favorite is the Slam Dunk Contest. THEE BEST!!! I have been in the house all week because of the flu. This flu has been straight KICKING My ass, but I am feeling a weebit better. I wanted to go to the movies to see the new Tyler Perry movie, but I am going to have to wait til next weekend to see it. That movie and Ghost Rider, I am a super hero geek!! So, when I saw the previews for it I just KNEW I’d be there for opening weekend, but alas….I’m sick

I am so looking forward to the summer!!! I am going to Las Vegas in June, the weekend of the 22nd I believe. Perhaps some of My bitches that are from Las Vegas can prove themselves to Me by the time the summer comes and I can squeeze you in for a real-time session. Wouldn’t that be fun, of course it would be.

I had to chastise some of My bitches yesterday, a lot of liars and game players in My stable and Miz Caramel Vixen was just not having all of that. I do NOT have time for games, timewasters and drama. mmm mmmm mmm not Me. Others may get off on that, but My time is too damn precious for that. So, I had to weed out some losers and toss, these fuckers to the curb.

I had such a busy day last night and today taking calls from you bois. A lot of cuckbois and humiliatiing bitches I spoke to last night. Oooo, there was one bitch who was, well…. let’s just say that he knows how to treat a Black Queen like Myself. I’ll write about this fucker later tomorrow. Good little bitch he was.

It’s Valentine’s DAY!!! YEAHHHHHHH Whoo hoo!! I so love this holiday. I usually get cards, jewelery, balloons, stuffed animals, roses, etc. from ex’s trying to get back with Me and the secret admirers that come out of the woodwork. This morning in My kitchen, I have a fine ass black man cooking for Me. The smell of eggs and bacon is in the air. This week has been a great week for Me, even though I have been sick. My boo has been doing so much for Me, while I have been couped up in bed. Taking care of Me has been the highlight of his week. My boo took off of WORK (took vacation) to make sure that I didn’t have to lift a finger and he has done any and EVERYTHING for Me. Whoo, talk about being pampered like the Ebony Queen that I am.

While I was sleeping, My T woke Me up with kisses and a dozen white roses. Then of course he told Me that he is going to make breakfast in bed for Me. Although I haven’t eaten in days, I am still not hungry, but I will eat a wee bit since he’s making Me breakfast. Unfortunately, I can’t go out to dinner and a movie and all that fun stuff that WOULD be going on, because of the flu, BUT he definitely has a raincheck waiting for Me as soon as I get better. I need to get My hair and nails done… sheesh!!!

So, on to you losers….. Well, since you are obviously lacking in the LUVVVVVVV department and those that are huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzbands are not going to get any nookie today I bet that the wives are going to go out with their lovers and probably get SLAYED by them and their big cocks. So, it sucks to be you. Maybe she’ll let you eat her creampie afterwards. Wouldn’t that be a treat Something to look forward to. Now, ya’ll fuckers who aren’t getting laid by your wives, that does NOT mean you are excused from buying her anything just because she doesn’t want to be bothered with you. Nuh-uh! It is your duty as a cuckold to make sure that you give her ENOUGH money so that she can look good for HIM. Make sure she has a gift certificate to go to the spa, beautiful negligee so that her lover can peel it off of her. She MUST look top notch for her lover, that is imperative.

To those with the tiny dicks, I have an assignment coming out for you all, don’t worry. It is truly humiliating! It’s not like you are getting any pussy tonight anyways. Perhaps some cock in your own pussy, but that’s about it, IF you even get that. Whew…

Well, My breakfast is done and I am going to enjoy it with My black stud. How many of you would love to be My dog right now, eating the scraps from My plate, since I am not going to consume all of My food. Or just be at the foot of My bed watching us do the horizontal mambo Aight bitches… I’m out!!!

I went to My mailbox yesterday because I got a package from one of My sissie sluts who bought Me a phone so that he can call Me on this phone. It is a LG CU500, this phone is SWEET! So, as I open up My mailbox, I see this envelope, I figured it was from the bitch who sent Me the phone. I get in My truck and open the envelope and inside is $500 bucks! *Ballin!!!* It had no name, all it was My address in the return address part. *shrugs* go figure. I will be taking pictures of it later on for proof! heh…. Show you bitches, that I gets what I want and half the time I don’t even have to tell ya’ll fuckers what I want

Whoo, I am one hot to def full figured QUEEN!!! I have made so many videos recently and recordings, I am going to have to update it here. I would say that I am going to do it this weekend, but I have too much stuff to do. From the Superbowl to going back down to Atlantic City and a party to attend, I am going to be one busy Bitch! I don’t know how I am going to do it all on this broken toe. hahahahaha, I can’t wait to get out the house. I need a break and have some fun

My boo has been taken care of Me since I’ve had this cold, and I’ve been giving up the goodies! Sex is goooood REALLLLLL GOOD!!! Half of you bitches haven’t even had good sex in a while, minus humping pillows and such.

I have been having some interesting calls with some good cuckbois and sissies, I’ll write about them later. I need to get My hair done, sheesh… it’s been a while, I’ve been thinking about braids or something. I want to go to the movies tonight to see The Messengers, but we’ll see. I just might stay home and have a fuckathon.

*yawn* I am sooo beat right now.

I am going to take some pictures later on tonight and post them up tonight or tomorrow morning.

So many things to tell you snowpigs about. Cuckold calls that have been interesting to say the least. Deflowering many of you whores financially, that always brings a smile to My face. Upcoming photo shoot. Man so much stuff to tell you, so little time.

First off, I am sick, blech, that’s why I haven’t been on and posting too much. Damn cold… I visited the eye doctor yesterday and My eyes are 20/15 so your Caramel Vixen can see very well. I can also see the bullshit that many of you bitches have been spitting, but I will get to that later.

I joined a gym earlier this week and I am having so much fun there. MizVixen is shedding these pounds and getting ready for this photo shoot which I will talk about later. Many things to brief you on.

I met with a snowpig earlier this week also and that was definitely an interesting session. No, it isn’t the one that I spoke about last time. A sissy bitch actually, a very good sissy bitch. Hmm let’s see..

O goodness, I have a new neighbor, he is handsome as hell. Man, I could just eat his fine ass up. Mercy! I have something to write about his ass too.

Members area is coming along just fine and will be finished very soon. I will keep you abreast of that as well. Damn, so many things, so little time. Okay, I usually get My hair done on Thursdays but this cold is KICKING My black ass, so I am going to stay in under the covers and update My blog.

Lines are open, so you know the drill!

O happy Day!! I am in a sing-song mood, for now. This weekend has been one helluva weekend. I went for My consultation and it was rather fun. They dilluted My eyes and lemme tell you, holy crap, I could not see worth a lick. I was looking hella crazy, like a lil bugeyed bandit I was straining My eyes so much that I got a headache. That part was NOT fun. So, I got My much needed rest and called it a day.

Yesterday I could finally see, but boy o boy, that headache was lingering everywhere. Sheesh. I did get some prezzies though. My bitches are good to Me. After My consultation I went home and sent Lil Domini to My mailbox and retrieve My gifts from My loyal hoes. I got a couple of movies. One of My whores gave Me ATL, Firewall and also got Me the best thing EVER. MADDEN 2007!!! Yes, sluts and snowpigs, MizVixen LOVES football!!!!

I was playing Madden with Lil Domini last night. 2 games to 1, before I called it quits since I had to watch The 4400. I ended up falling asleep on it though, guess I still had more sleep I needed to catch up on. Back to football, only a few of you knew, who contact Me on the regular knows I love football. My favorite team is not the Jets or Giants though. *shakes finger* I love the Eagles. Booo yourself LMAO! That’s what one of My callers said, we got into a bit of a heated discussion behind that, but WHATEVER!!!

I love it when I talk to My bois about everyday stuff, it is a bit more real experience to Me. Which is WHY I can’t wait for My members area to be completed. There will be a personal diary in there, slave assignments, all of My videos, recordings, pictures and much more in there! It is going to be one price for all of that juicy goodness. A place where you can ask Me questions and I will answer, POSSIBLY and I do mean POSSIBLY a forum. Unsure of that at this time. It is going to be a lot of fun and I sure can’t wait!

Heads up: I am going for surgery tomorrow, Tuesday, and I will not be available at all. I am REALLY going to try to get a lot of work in today. New videos, some new photos and definitely some recordings done, since I won’t be around til Friday, possibly. Surgery is Tuesday, so I will not be able to see anything at all. Wednesday, I go back for a checkup. Thursday is My day off anyways. So either Thursday night or Friday is when I will be back on. Can you hold out?? Of course I know you can. My snowpigs are loyal to MizVixen, aren’t you.

Welp, I have to get moving if I am going to try and do all of this stuff today. I have to make sure there are enough things for My little whores to do whilst I am out of commission. I will be sending out MASS emails to you piggies. Join the group as well, as I will be making announcements.

One more thing, I have heard that the mail system on Niteflirt is NOT working. I sure do hope that they will correct that problem IMMEDIATELY! I would hate to do all of that stuff in vain. So if you want something and it doesn’t work send Niteflirt an email or send Me an email although, if it is past Tuesday, I won’t be able to “see” it, literally…

Ok bitches, I must do a ton of stuff. When the recordings are done, I will make a page marked recordings, so that you can listen to it before it is approved by Niteflirt, since that will take FOREVER to do so. OK, this time I am out!!!!

I was on a call with one of My cuckold white bitch bois and he was telling Me how he had printed out My pictures and is making an altar to worship his Caramel Goddess and then all the lights went out!! Holy shit! The power went out in the whole damn block. My lil cuckboy called back to worship My Ebony Ass, but since I have no power, we couldn’t finish.

My sissy bitch is such a good whore, he left his Ebony Mistress 5 star ratings anyways. Anything to keep Me happy. So to the bitch who called yesterday, pick up that phone and click on My call buttons and give Me a ring.

For the past couple of days, I have been getting a rash of cuckold calls. I call them My lil Cuckold Whores. They know that they have inadequate members and want to do just about anything to please their lovers. Of course,their lovers want something big and black. I mean, who wouldn’t, right? Shit, I know I love Me something big and black. Well, the lovers crave the big, black dick and they want to just gobble it up.

My cuckold whores have shared stories with Me on what they have been doing while their significant others are getting their fuck on with chisled black men. From hiding in closets, to hiding on their balconies, to even participating. Some of My whores place ads on the internet to find black men for their wives to fuck.

Confession is good for the soul, isn’t it?

Tad’s a man who’s used to getting what he wants, how he wants and when he wants it. His wife, Muffy’s no exception and she’s knows it. For years all she has wanted was for him to love her, to treat her with dignity. Tad, however, feels that by giving her a roof over her head, clothes on her back and no need to ever have to work, that should suffice. To Tad, she’s just another “object” in his world. Her world is to be there for him, when he wants her and how he wants her.

Her wants and desires aren’t even in the equasion of Tad.

For years, Muffy let that satisfy her for fear of the alternative was something that she did not want to even think about. But an chance encounter with a mysterious woman changes everything for Muffy in ways she could have never imagined.

Now, Muffy enlists her mysterious friend to help her in showing her husband that she’s more than his glorified servant. She has wants and desires and for far too long, she’s buried them deep within to please him. But, no longer. Muffy out to get hers and to give Tad notice that the game has changed and he’s past due for a wake up call.

Part 1 of the Tad Whitebread story can be found here:

Each week (hopefully) there will be other parts of the story. Are you a Tad Whitebread???

Well, no BBQ today and no fireworks probably, the rain sucks eggs!! I have been in the house today and I started writing a story. Something that I know that you bitches will enjoy. It is about a rich white fool who has no respect and thinks that everyone should “bow down” to him since he has that money. Well his wife gets fed up with his bullshit and shows his ass that she needs a bit of “color” in her life. And when I mean show, I mean just that!!!

So for you cuckold, tiny dick white losers, this is right up your alley!!!