That it is for fucking purposes only!!!

A mannequin manufacturer is attaching warning stickers to its shop dummies - after a man mistook one for a sex doll and got his penis stuck.

The 31-year-old - who cannot be named for legal reasons - bought the female bust from the Displaysense online store for £38.

But he got more than he bargained for when he trapped his manhood inside a 24mm hole designed for a display stand.

The pervert from Doncaster, South Yorks, was left in a tight situation and feared he may have had to call out the fire service to help free him.

Luckily, he managed to waddle into his kitchen with the plastic dummy still attached, grab a pair of scissors and release himself - giving new meaning to the phrase ‘I’m free!’

Rather than keeping quiet about the embarrassing episode though, the fuming punter then rang up Displaysense to COMPLAIN.

The company’s sales team were forced to stifle their laughter as the man blasted the product’s “user friendliness” and demanded a refund.

Steve Whittle, marketing manager, said they were now considering issuing the mannequins - used by a number of high street stores - with warnings to prevent any repeat.

He said: “These busts are for display purposes only and no-where on the website or in the products packaging does it state that they should be used for adult means.

“During the phone call the gentleman in question demanded a refund on the now dismantled female bust at which point the refund request was politely refused

“He had purchased the display bust by accident after mistaking it for an adult toy.

“Due to the durability of the display bust, he became concerned that the fire brigade would need to be called to liberate him.

“But thankfully, a pair of heavy duty scissors were able to cut apart the female bust to release him and relieve his delicate area.

“After freeing himself, he made an angry call to us to complain about the user friendliness of the female bust and that it was not what he had ordered.

“The fact that one of our display busts has been used in an unusual fashion has stunned and embarrassed the entire sales team.

“We’ve just added these busts to our range and we normally expect some initial teething problems but not in our 30 years of business have we experienced such an incident.

“We are now going to place a warning on the new display bust section to prevent such ludicrous situations from happening again.

“It’s so bizarre that we have to warn people that our mannequins are for display use only and not for recreational use.”

In 2005, Michael Plentyhorse an 18 year old from the US was caught performing an indecent act with an arts centre mannequin

Last week, I did a Fishnet Tease Video along with some Black Fishnet Pictures and My foot fetish freaks loves them! I came across this site that I love so much and saw that another Black Mistress had Her foot shoved down a white boy’s mouth. I watched the video and MAN I can not WAIT to do something similar!!!

Now wouldn’t you LOVE to be that white sub gagging on those beautiful black feet encased by black fishnets??? Watch the video and tell Me what you think…..

Morning maggots,

Last night, Miz Caramel Vixen was on a very long call with one of Her sissy sub sluts and he was telling Me how much he wanted to serve Me and be My bitch. Of course I told him, do you know how many times A DAY, I hear it….so what do you plan on bringing to the table that is any different from the rest of the subbie bitches out there in wankerland…So what you need to do is prove yourself to Me…show Me that you really want to serve Me and be My bitch! We were on the phone for over an hour and some interesting convos kept coming up.

My lil pantygirl, that’s what I dubbed My bitch, was so interested on what types of things would happen if he gave up control to Me and I told him what would be expected of ALL of My sluts. Degrading, humiliating things, outings with Me and My girlfriends, Me and My male friends…I was letting him know that if he REALLY wanted to be My sub this is what would happen. Well, let Me tell you My pantygirl was SHOOK!!! That lil heffa was quiet lmao!! :rollin: This slut wanted to do these things so bad, but was so afraid at the same time. That’s what I like though. I mindfucked this lil whore so badly. I could almost hear him wince at the evil things that I was saying to him.

pantygirl told Me that he thought that I was the most cruelest, evilest and realest Domina on Niteflirt. pantygirl loves the things that I put My slaves through and the videos, pictures and the like… My lil pantygirl was complimenting Me out the ass, but of course I had to remind this slut that flattering Me is all well and good, but it won’t get your lil pussy off the hook!

We got on the subject of public humiliation and I told him what things I would like to do and found out that there was something similar that I wanted him to do, but he put a twist on his and that brings Me to the new assignment of the day. There is a new PUBLIC HUMILIATION ASSIGNMENT that I have just created and it is here for all of you public humiliation sluts to purchase:

Click on that button to purchase this assignment. Now, if you click, you had better buy!!! If you are a scaredy pussy then I suggest you keep it moving and not even tempt yourself with this assignment. Because trust Me, this is not for the faint of heart!! This is a straight assignment that you will be humiliating yourself in front of people….

Click it…I dare you

Morning fucktards!!!

Miz Caramel Vixen put a call out for some bitches to film with Her to start a new project. Welp, some of you answered…but, one of the first ones who answered was a black bitch… I filmed with him last night. Whipped is ass something fierce. Made this bitch suck on My strap on, beat his ass a couple of times and got some SWIFT HARD KICKS to his balls I love it!!!! So assholes, make sure you go to My new CLIPS4SALE store and buy them up!!!!

I will be uploading these clips all day, so make sure that you check back periodically!! Here’s the first picture of the day….

All of the clips will be available in dial up as well, since some of you bastards were downgraded from DSL/CABLE because that money is going to Me *giggles*

Ahhhh welcome My little cumguzzlers! Pull up a chair and get comfy. I know that there are many of you out there that are pulling on your little tiny nub right now, just because I mention the word cumguzzlers. How many of you out there, love to swallow your own cum? Gargle with it, make cum bubbles?? Yeah, I know about that…

I was watching a video with one of My girlfriends yesterday and in this video a subbie was forced to drink his own cum. Mmmm I sure do love making all of My subs do the same thing. Waste NOTHING…. Check out some of the pictures below

Miz Caramel Vixen needs a couple of slaves who would LOVE to be filmed to do the following videos:

Corporal Punishment

Foot Worship

Foot Slavery/Training/Humiliation

Degradation

Small dick humilation

Cuckolding

Smothering

Strap on Training

Spitting

Tease and Denial

Forced Feminization

etc… I am looking for slaves who are going to be able to come down and film, aren’t afraid to lose control, of course…willing to give up identification to prove that they are the age that they claim. Would be willing to suck Big, Black Cock when commanded. If you are interested, click on CONTACT ME LINK (vidclip at caramelvixen dot com) and send a picture of yourself. PLEASE be in a good health condition, I don’t need you catching a heart attack on set.

If you have a picture make sure that you attach it as well!!!!

TITUSVILLE - State Rep. Bob Allen told police he was just playing along when a undercover officer suggested in a public restroom that the legislator give him oral sex and $20 because he was intimidated, according to a taped statement and other documents released Thursday.

Allen has already denied any wrongdoing, but the recordings and documents offered new details about what he and police say happened on July 11 inside the men’s room at Veterans Memorial Park.

“I certainly wasn’t there to have sex with anybody and certainly wasn’t there to exchange money for it,” said Allen, R-Merritt Island, who was arrested on charges of soliciting prostitution.

“This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,” Allen, who is white, told police in a taped statement after his arrest. Allen said he feared he “was about to be a statistic” and would have said anything just to get away. (get the fuck outta here…you know you wanted to suck that big black dick)

Allen, who couldn’t be reached for comment Thursday, has repeatedly declared his innocence, his intention to fight the charges and his desire to stay in office.

Three undercover officers said they were staking out a nearby condo hoping to catch a burglar when Allen entered a park bathroom at about 3:30 p.m.

The officers, who didn’t recognize the seven-year legislator, said they thought he was behaving suspiciously and thought that he was looking for a sexual partner, according to the reports released by the Brevard-Seminole State Attorney’s Office.

In a written statement released Thursday, Titusville Officer Danny Kavanaugh recalled entering the restroom twice and said he was drying his hands in a stall when Allen peered over the stall door.

After peering over the stall a second time, Allen pushed open the door and joined Kavanaugh inside, the officer wrote. Allen muttered ” ‘hi,’ ” and then said, ” ‘this is kind of a public place, isn’t it,’ ” the report said.

The officer said he asked Allen about going somewhere else and that the legislator suggested going “across the bridge, it’s quieter over there.”

“Well look, man, I’m trying to make some money; you think you can hook me up with 20 bucks?” Kavanaugh asked Allen.

The officer said Allen responded, “Sure, I can do that, but this place is too public.”

Then Kavanaugh said he told Allen, “I wanna know what I gotta do for 20 bucks before we leave.’ ” He said Allen replied: “I don’t know what you’re into.”

According to Kavanaugh’s statement, the officer said, “do you want just [oral sex]?” and Allen replied, “I was thinking you would want one.”

The officer said he then asked Allen, “but you’ll still give me the 20 bucks for that . . . and that the legislator said, “yeah, I wouldn’t argue with that.”

As Allen turned and motioned for the officer to follow him to his car, Kavanaugh identified himself as a police officer by raising his shirt and exposing his badge.

When Allen was being placed in a marked patrol car, he asked whether “it would help” if he was a state legislator, according to a police report. The officer replied, “No.”

I was only going to do a couple of video clips today, but for some reason it didn’t end up that way. I did about 14 clips today. Holy crap. Tons of sneeze videos, foot fetish clips and strap on clips. I can actually knock out a few more, but I am sorta kinda tired. Not much, but a wee bit.

As I was updating the clips in My clips4sale store, they were just being bought like crazy. I sold $200 worth of clips today. Not bad at all. That’s sorta kinda why I want to make some more clips. Now ya’ll know I am a Greedy Bitch, so yeah… I should do it. I still want you pets to purchase clips from My Miz Caramel Vixen Dominates Subs store, My Sneeze Fetish Store and My Foot Fetish Store.

I had fun filming these clips and I know that My followers will love what I did and will watch it over and over again! I think I am going to film some more tonight and definitely tomorrow. So stay tuned!!

Today is Friday, finally!!! The long WEEKEND is here… I love these long holiday weekends… The Cookouts, parades, carnivals…etc… Man, I am going to have so much fun this weekend. So what does that mean for you, sluts? basically that means, that Miz Caramel Vixen will be in and out this weekend. I have sooo much stuff planned. Actually tonight I “allegedly” have a date with someone. Now why did I put “allegedly”, well that is because the person with whom I am supposed to be out with tonight, has YET to contact Me, which btw, I am not feeling. But it is all good, because where one door closes another one opens. I am too damn fly to be with someone when it conveniences him… so… NEXT!!!

If these plans fall through, I am already headed out tonight at a club at a disclosed location, wouldn’t want My readers to pop up. Speaking of popping up, you would NOT beleive what happenede to Me! OMG… Okay, so I am out and about yesterday, (I am getting My hair done so that I can still look on point whether I go out on a date or not tonight, but I digress). So I am walking with My girlfriend and I have some packages in My hand and this dude POPPED out of nowhere and I dropped My bags because we bumped into each other. The dude helped Me with My packages, looked at Me and said, Miz Vixen, I am so sorry. Now, I was shocked as shit, because here I was in My hometown chilling. Like WHOA! he continued on by saying, Ma’am I hope I broke nothing, but if I did, (he reaches in his back pocket, pulls out his wallet) here is $100 please accept My apology. Tch…as if I won’t!! HELLO!!! okay, so I get his contact information and tell him, that I will be having some good use for him in the nearby future. I know you are reading this so uh yeah…be prepared to be My errand boy!

Whoa…talk about you never know who is in your backyard. Now this guy isn’t a snowpiggie…he is a thug from My neighborhood, now don’t get Me wrong…not a thug THUG, but a thug…I’m not clarifying anything, but just know he’s not a dude who’ll stick you up. Feel Me? Alright, so yeah, that threw Me for a LOOP! The thing is, My girlfriend told Me that she THINKS that she knows him…We’ll see, I’ll let you know as this story unfolds

Okay, so this morning, I will be getting My hair completed, it is looking fly already, but you already know this. I’ll see if I can snap some pics when it has been completed. Tonight, either a date or the club…more than likely the club, because I am just too irritated with some particular fool, but I digress…K.I.M…So tonight it’s Me and the girls and a spot in Jerzee. Saturday morning, I am headed to film with one of My subs, who has been contacting Me for quite sometime now, at least 3 months, and I’ve just have NOT been in the mood to do anything with him. I was supposed to be filming with Mike today, but I don’t think that’s going to happen, sucks, but O well…there’s always another day. So, I am doing some filming with My sub tomorrow morning.

Let’s see….I think I should be home by 3 today to take some calls and possibly do some cam shows. I’ve been loving My cam shows that I have been having with a particular sub of Mine….what a good lil bitch he is, just LOVES sucking on My strap-on. So yeah…possibly some cam until I leave tonight, more than likely, so watch the call buttons and arrange a call, My pets! O yeah…click on those tribute buttons!!!

To My dreadspet, v, contact Me, W/we need to talk!!!

yeah… I have a dude who loves Me and My feet and he’s been officially dubbed, dreadspet.

Okay…I’m out subbiebitches!!!

Video request from one of My customers…. A tiny man being smothered in My beautiful black tits and then being pounded in his head with a big, black cock… I had fun with this video Picture of the video:

Click on the picture to purchase the video! and make sure after watching the video to call me to discuss it *giggles*