I’ve been mega busy these last few days, draining wallets and balls via twitter , niteflirt and My latest spot Clipvia. Nothing major…about $500 from both sites. I picked up a prezzie from the mailbox yesterday. I love surprises but this one really wasn’t a surprise. I told My little black bitch to go pick it up for Me and well, he did. To read more about the dumb black bitch, scroll down.

I wonder what it could be hmmmmmm

Oooohhh a pink laptop case hehe

I won’t be fucking up My laptop on this trip this weekend. No way, Jose! This was from My black sub…or possibly My “ex” black sub. This dumbfuck was feeling “sometypeofway” because of the video below…the one with the HUGE black stud, which looks like he’s penetrating Me from behind. IF the dimwit actually READ the description and/or the category…or hell even WATCH the image, you’d see his cock is resting in between My butt cheeks. It’s called the Italian Job which is (like a foot job (feet), tit job (boobs) or handjob (hand) follow me) I called it an “ass job”, but according to others it’s called an Italian Job….idk why tho *shrugs* but on clips4sale it’s called Ass Cheek Fucking Either way I LOVE IT! Majority of you know that I am the BBW Fetish QUEEN, which means I cater to SEVERAL FETISHES….and this just so happens to be the latest fetish.

Back on the subject…so this black cunt sends Me a message stating that he can no longer serve Me because I am doing vanilla porn. whatever loser…*pick a finger* I sent him a message via twitter, but he wants to play the Ignore game. *shrugs* hey, whatev…I drained you in gifts and tributes for what $500 in a week? Hey…suityourself…I *KNOW* you’re reading this because you can’t stay away from My site (yeah I saw you visited it yesterday) bitch, so when you’re finished reading this, you can crawl on back to your Saviour… BUT the question is THIS….WILL.I.TAKE.you.BACK????

Okies next subject. (Damn this was *NOT* a quick update) LOL

Remember when I went to DC back in March (I think) and I filmed with My gopher slave? Well, I couldn’t edit any videos because of My dumbass laptop. Anywho, I have a new one (not the best, but it’ll do) so I was able to edit these videos from My DC trip and boy oh boy the laughter ENSUED!!!!!!! Like I laughed soo hard I damn near pissed Myself There was over 30mins of video shot that day, so there will be a lot of videos coming soon. In the meantime, check out this CBT, ballbusting videos from the shoot!

CBT: The Star Spangled Edition

This video picks up from the CBT & Small Penis Humiliation video…If you haven’t gotten it…go pick it up! I take a shitload of clothespins and put it on his tiny white cock and balls and well…we have a LOT of fun…well *I* did…Humiliation & CBT @its finest!

CBT: The Rubber Bands Edition

Armed with some thick rubber bands and this pathetic white slave on his back, legs wide open…balls & cock full of nothing but clothespins I let loose several hits with the rubberbands Heh…More pain…I LOVE IT!!!!!! Plucking & rubberband flinging

LOL Lookit My little bitch rocking those panties with his tiny little clitty exposed hehehe! LOVE IT!!!! I’ll be seeing this bitch later on this month for some more filming and merriment

Well, that’s all for now. I’m leaving for Atlanta on Friday! If you haven’t scheduled your ATLANTA appointment with Me tsk tsk tsk.

Oh…I’m headed to the Carolinas *VERY* soon…got a couple inquiries…so if you’re in that area…let Me know if you want to set up an appointment!

So, for the past month or so there’s been a “trucker slave” attempting to get in My good graces. To allow him to be in My stable. Did I mention him before? *shrugs* Idk go do a search. Anyways, I remember one of our first convos, he rubbed Me the wrong way…he bought Me a pair of shoes and he was texting Me. Found Me via one of My ads. Now, I was busy and wasn’t going to reply to him, because “HE WANTED” *side eye* doesn’t work like that loser. Anywho, he sends Me this message, saying is this how you treat people who buy you stuff.

So you KNOW I had to stop this bitch right in his tracks. Most of My training IS ONLINE….distance domination…and these little pair of shoes you purchased doesn’t do a DAMN thing for Me. I get presents weekly, tributes equaling THOUSANDS from fucks who have NEVER and will NEVER see Me. (see where I’m going with this?) So…who the fuck are YOU with these lil $50 shoes.

slave later apologized for his actions, with some lame ass excuse and I went back to ignoring him again. Time went on and he sent several gifts, check in earlier posts, and said he wanted to be My pedicure slave because that particular slave had disappeared. I told him, said slave spends $50 to get My pedicure. Why did this fuck send $20 because he thought it would be better because this was a PRICE in *HIS AREA* yeah…HIS AREA… I blew up at this fuck via text or email don’t remember. Why did this fuck reply to Me, what’s wrong with you. Yeah…I know…bitch was apparently growing a pair of balls.

When it came to presents (that huge box in an earlier post came from him) he took it upon himself to purchase what *HE WANTED* instead of what I told him to buy. I needed an editing program to do My videos and I SPECIFICALLY told him to purchase it, so tell Me WHY he decided to NOT buy it, but bought something else. Yeah…*HIS DECISION* uh huh… So, I had one of My MAIN slaves (search for prospect) purchase it for Me. I sent him a link said BUY and he did without HESITATION. Now that’s *HOW* it should be. Don’t fucking question Me, don’t disobey MY direct orders.

Ok, so let’s flash forward to today. We had a session lined up for today (he’s from PA) and I SPECIFICALLY told him to tell Me what day we’re going to do this session and to check in DAILY with Me. So he didn’t yesterday nor today. I text him and say well glad to know that we’re not doing our session today. he comes back with some excuse then he texts Me and says his feelings are HURT because I DID NOT TELL HIM ABOUT MY TRIP TO ATL next weekend. trucker boy didn’t feel like he should’ve READ about it on My site. Wait, lemme quote him correctly.

“my feelings r hurt. Your web site says u r looking for film slaves. I go to atlanta about 5-6 times a year and i have vanilla and dom friends all over fla. I could easily b your personal slave at the convention but u never asked me or ordered me.”

EXCUSE ME???? Since when do I ASK for anything. I tell a bitch to do it and it’s done…and when I put up a “classified” ad you fucking answer if interested. So right there that pissed Me off. Then we get back on the topic of sessions and the Sunday session, turned into a Tuesday session, I called him on it, like look I’m NOT going to keep rescheduling My shit. I have things that *I* need to do. Like bitch look…My world doesn’t revolve around you. *sighs*

Some time you slaves are WORSE than fucking kids…

So, now he asks Me if I do phone sessions *eye roll* muthafucka you *KNOW* I do you stay on My website right? #okthen. I tell him yep and payment via WESTERN UNION ONLY…no negotiations. So why he tells Me that he’ll pay Me on TUESDAY…yeah TUESDAY the alleged session day. Huh? Bitch, you got the wrong one. I tell him to go to Pathmark, CVS, Walgreens and go send Me a tribute via WU…he claims WU is closed and can’t be sent until Tuesday *save it*

Here’s the STRAW that broke the camel’s back…AND I QUOTE “Pls no more texting gd pm”

HUH???? Did this bitch just tell Me what to do?!?!? Oh yeah, he’s done…*washes My hands* he’s lucky I even gave him THIS much of My fucking time. I inform him that he THINKS he runs this but he doesn’t. So here he goes (as I was writing this) I don’t want to run anything. I don’t understand western union. Did u ever think to take a minute call me and explain what to do? U r the one who insisted on western union.i also thought u needed to take cash. Do i tell walgreens to call u? It is a shame u can’t talk to me for a couple minutes when all i was trying to do was give u money.

Yeah, he definitely has the wrong Mistress. D.O.N.E.

I’ve been ignoring his messages to Me…so peep this one: U r so beautiful but i was never smart to u i try to compliment u every chance i get. As hot as u r maybe it is best i look elswhere and i was so excited about the tampa conference

so I guess I’m supposed to say nooo don’t leave LOL yeah u got the wrong one, fuckboy. Let *THIS* be a lesson to ANY bitch who DARES to play fucking games with Me. you don’t want it. I will cut u off EVER SO FUCKING QUICKLY…and you know what. you’ll be so fucked up when I ignore you, that you’ll do just about ANYTHING FOR MY ATTENTION. Remember you Need ME…I DONT NEED you.

he’ll be reading this feeling some type of way My website is the “bible” to him Heh…Oh fucking well. Want to get back in My good graces…it’ll cost ya… $500+ bitch…

Today is my FIRST day back to doing sessions in NJ since I burned My hand I’m excited to get back in the groove of fucking slaves up in PERSON, rather than just online…which BTW, I do a KICKASS job hehe, don’t you all agree??? Even if you didn’t, sounds personal!

My prospect slave has been proving himself to Me big time, he purchased a camcorder that’s on My wishlist (which you can see to the right hand side of this blog…go buy something!) and some other kickass items from one of My FAVORITE tv shows, Sons of Anarchy, he’s a good bitch. Still needs some training, but I can definitely see him moving up the ranks in My “army” hehe. Keep up the good work prospect.

Another bitch that came out of nowhere….sir-wanks-a-lot LOL Yeah….I haven’t heard from him in YEARS!!! This wankhead came out of nowhere and sent a lil pathetic $25 tribute saying he was sorry he disappeared. I looked at it and laughed, when he called, of COURSE I had to belittle him and his tiny little member. I raped his wallet for $225, then he disappeared…guess I’ll see his ass in 2014 LMAOOO :rollin:

Speaking of tiny little members…boy oh boy, My Niteflirt phone lines has been ringing off the charts with tiny little dick losers! I got 3 calls yesterday…4.5″, 5″ and 4″ poor boys LOL…So pathetic, I always offer My condolences evil: LOL whaaa??? hehehe poor little peckers….funny thing is they ALL paid for pussy. LOL Poor women. So, to all you tiny little limp dick bitches out there that NEED and CRAVE an Ebony Princess to SPOIL and to HUMILIATE well, look no further

I met up with slave andy the other day, we were SUPPOSED to do a radio show, well unfortunately it was cancelled and I didn’t find out until I FUCKING ARRIVED. yeah, I was PISSED…as HELL…but ugh, what are you gonna do. Anywho, slave andy, took Me out for dinner and drinks. Such a good little sub he is…we actually had a good time. We’re planning to coordinate a day of filming on December 9th, so don’t worry…I’ll be back to filming fuckbois and using/abusing them hehehe…

Clip sales have been PHENOM this month! Make sure you fucks keep it up! Keep this Ebony Fetish Queen happy! I have new fart fetish toilet clips New Spitting fetish clips New Ebony Ass Fetish clips available…so make sure you go and pick them up! While you’re there make sure that you join Ebony Fart Fetish membership site and of course the Ebony Foot Fetish membership site Over 250 clips in the Fart fetish and over 150 in the foot fetish sites….tons to enjoy for the month for $34.95 and $24.95 respectively.

Here’s a lil pic for you fucks to drool over heh

I *DO* try and blog daily, but yanno, sometimes life takes over and well Me updating about who spent what and how much this one gave Me and what I spoke about with this one is all a blur. I’m going to TRY & do a “week in review” for all the little things that I missed. BUT…of COURSE you can just EASILY follow Me on twitter and I wouldn’t have to do it but eh…such is life.

By now we ALL know how My trip to the DMV area was…if not go read the earlier posts. Apparently, you fetish freaks are illiterate because I am STILL getting calls regarding setting up appointments. I wrote 10/2-10/4 but hey I can’t expect you guys to read when you’re wanking off to My pictures…now can I?

LOL lookit Me teasing you already…cock rock hard…and here I go expecting you to read the rest of this blog entry LOL ASIF.com

So again, guys I am NO LONGER in the DMV area…so stop calling Me thankYOU!

Speaking of calling Me and wanting this particular person to S.T.O.P. ugh…I’m no longer in a relationship, haven’t been in EONS, but I do juggle a few men who peak My interest from time to time. Actually, 2 get My “undivided, but not FULL” attention…the other 4 I just use to My bidding…of course that means purchasing WHATEVER I want, paying for WHATEVER I say…hey, wait…that’s basically what you losers are for teehee. They know that they’re the “bottom of the barrel” so-to-speak and they do know that they could NEVER get to lick, touch, taste, sniff, enter the Golden Gap (ya like that one? HA!) so, they do know their place. Gotta climb up those ranks buddy. So, this one dude who MIGHTA had an opportunity with Me has been STALKING ME OH SO HARD! Reading My tweets, texting, calling, just being a NUISANCE ugh.com he’s a jealous lil fucker…wants Me all to himself (asif) and everytime I’d tweet about being with another dude, he’d respond oh you don’t care for Me? I’d do whatever I can for you and you still don’t appreciate Me…blah, blah, blah, whine, whine, whine. So, he’s definitely outta here. I hate a NEEDY ASS DUDE….hell, even SLAVES…stop being needy and whiny that shit does nothing for Me but make Me dismiss you quicker than you small dick bitches fuck a tight pussy HA!

Small penis humiliation has been a kicker via Niteflirt you tiny tot cocks have been calling like CRAZY! Begging for humiliation oh & you sissy bitches too! lol. I’ve gotten a slew of Feminization cam shows it’s been HELLA funny!!!

Oh that sissy right there took that toy and plugged up his little tight hole for Me….well…it wasn’t tight after she was done fucking her pussy for Me as you can tell by the size of that cock HA!

Lessee what else…Oh a HUGE congrats to the beautiful Karen: The Asian Goddess today is her wedding OWWW!!! Have fun mamita and enjoy your special day love!!!

I’m looking to film with some slaves, male and female so if you’re interested in being in My films and you’re in the NJ/NY area use the contact form and tell Me what kind of videos you’re interested in being in. Doesn’t matter the color, age, size, shape and YES, you can be masked.

I’ve been getting requests for Me to convert a lot of My fart fetish and ass fetish videos to MOV and IPOD/MP4 format, so I have a couple of new stores that I unveiled this week and clips are being purchased…slowly but surely. If you look to the left of the blog; you will see Fetish Clips and underneath a list of all of My clips4sale stores, so if you see something and you want it in a different format contact Me and I will look for said video and convert it for you.

Giftcards: LOL whew…last week a guy who LOVES My videos, sent Me a $4 (yes FOUR DOLLARS, CUATRO DINEROS) amazon gift certificate and said enjoy your gift LOL…I laughed EVERSOHARD.com then he came back with a $10 gift card and then topped it off with a $40 gift card. $54 total..whooo let Me NOT spend it all in one place I love it, you guys are too much for Me

OH! and how can I forget I am UrbanXAwards XGirl for the month of October!!! UrbanXAwards is a site/awards show that honors Urban Adult entertainers. They have an awards show where many Ethnic adult performers are nominated and then chosen as the #1 in said category: Interracial, Up&Coming porn star, Gang Bang, etc….Anywho, they chose Me, your Caramel Vixen, to be their X Girl for the content that I CONSTANTLY produce (daily) and for the work/hustle/grind that I showcase every day! Read more about Me being the Urban X Awards Girl of the MonthI think it’s ABSOLUTELY kickass because 1. I do majority fetish material and 2 I don’t have any hardcore content and 3. I’m a BBW. Yep, your Caramel Queen works HARD & I love that I was recognized!

Anywho, I think that’s about it for the week in review…so go buy clips! Pick up that phone call Me through Niteflirt! send in those drive-by tributes! schedule a real time session! Join My membersites! and of course, follow Me on twitter!

I came across this story today, but it is a year old…nevertheless, it is STILL funny as FUCK! Each week or two, I’m going to try and bring you “Losers in the News”. This week we have Danny Brawner…

A 46-year-old man was indicted Thursday by a Bernalillo County grand jury for performing simulated sex acts on his car in an Albuquerque parking lot.

Patrick Davis, spokesman for the district attorney’s office, reports that Danny Brawner was seen by an off-duty police officer and the officer’s 10 year old son performing the simulated sex acts in a grocery store parking lot near Coors and Central in late July.

“Witnesses, including two children, told police that their attention was drawn to Brawner because his pants were around his ankles, he was swinging his arms in the air and shouting while he was ‘humping’ the trunk of his car,” Davis reports in a press release.

When officers arrived, Brawner had passed out next to the vehicle and appeared to be intoxicated, according to Davis.

Brawner was indicted on two felony counts of aggravated indecent exposure, according to Davis, who says he could face four years in jail and mandatory counseling if convicted.

You can just IMAGINE ole boy humping the HELL out of the truck…now see I have been known a time or ten to have My slaves on the phone hump their toilets for Me. Getting on cam while they talk to Me via Niteflirt while I humiliate their poor unfortunate souls. So, I wonder which one of My galDommes had their slave do this….either way, THIS right here is funny as SHIT!!!

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That it is for fucking purposes only!!!

A mannequin manufacturer is attaching warning stickers to its shop dummies – after a man mistook one for a sex doll and got his penis stuck.

The 31-year-old – who cannot be named for legal reasons – bought the female bust from the Displaysense online store for £38.

But he got more than he bargained for when he trapped his manhood inside a 24mm hole designed for a display stand.

The pervert from Doncaster, South Yorks, was left in a tight situation and feared he may have had to call out the fire service to help free him.

Luckily, he managed to waddle into his kitchen with the plastic dummy still attached, grab a pair of scissors and release himself – giving new meaning to the phrase ‘I’m free!’

Rather than keeping quiet about the embarrassing episode though, the fuming punter then rang up Displaysense to COMPLAIN.

The company’s sales team were forced to stifle their laughter as the man blasted the product’s “user friendliness” and demanded a refund.

Steve Whittle, marketing manager, said they were now considering issuing the mannequins – used by a number of high street stores – with warnings to prevent any repeat.

He said: “These busts are for display purposes only and no-where on the website or in the products packaging does it state that they should be used for adult means.

“During the phone call the gentleman in question demanded a refund on the now dismantled female bust at which point the refund request was politely refused

“He had purchased the display bust by accident after mistaking it for an adult toy.

“Due to the durability of the display bust, he became concerned that the fire brigade would need to be called to liberate him.

“But thankfully, a pair of heavy duty scissors were able to cut apart the female bust to release him and relieve his delicate area.

“After freeing himself, he made an angry call to us to complain about the user friendliness of the female bust and that it was not what he had ordered.

“The fact that one of our display busts has been used in an unusual fashion has stunned and embarrassed the entire sales team.

“We’ve just added these busts to our range and we normally expect some initial teething problems but not in our 30 years of business have we experienced such an incident.

“We are now going to place a warning on the new display bust section to prevent such ludicrous situations from happening again.

“It’s so bizarre that we have to warn people that our mannequins are for display use only and not for recreational use.”

In 2005, Michael Plentyhorse an 18 year old from the US was caught performing an indecent act with an arts centre mannequin

TITUSVILLE – State Rep. Bob Allen told police he was just playing along when a undercover officer suggested in a public restroom that the legislator give him oral sex and $20 because he was intimidated, according to a taped statement and other documents released Thursday.

Allen has already denied any wrongdoing, but the recordings and documents offered new details about what he and police say happened on July 11 inside the men’s room at Veterans Memorial Park.

“I certainly wasn’t there to have sex with anybody and certainly wasn’t there to exchange money for it,” said Allen, R-Merritt Island, who was arrested on charges of soliciting prostitution.

“This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,” Allen, who is white, told police in a taped statement after his arrest. Allen said he feared he “was about to be a statistic” and would have said anything just to get away. (get the fuck outta here…you know you wanted to suck that big black dick)

Allen, who couldn’t be reached for comment Thursday, has repeatedly declared his innocence, his intention to fight the charges and his desire to stay in office.

Three undercover officers said they were staking out a nearby condo hoping to catch a burglar when Allen entered a park bathroom at about 3:30 p.m.

The officers, who didn’t recognize the seven-year legislator, said they thought he was behaving suspiciously and thought that he was looking for a sexual partner, according to the reports released by the Brevard-Seminole State Attorney’s Office.

In a written statement released Thursday, Titusville Officer Danny Kavanaugh recalled entering the restroom twice and said he was drying his hands in a stall when Allen peered over the stall door.

After peering over the stall a second time, Allen pushed open the door and joined Kavanaugh inside, the officer wrote. Allen muttered ” ‘hi,’ ” and then said, ” ‘this is kind of a public place, isn’t it,’ ” the report said.

The officer said he asked Allen about going somewhere else and that the legislator suggested going “across the bridge, it’s quieter over there.”

“Well look, man, I’m trying to make some money; you think you can hook me up with 20 bucks?” Kavanaugh asked Allen.

The officer said Allen responded, “Sure, I can do that, but this place is too public.”

Then Kavanaugh said he told Allen, “I wanna know what I gotta do for 20 bucks before we leave.’ ” He said Allen replied: “I don’t know what you’re into.”

According to Kavanaugh’s statement, the officer said, “do you want just [oral sex]?” and Allen replied, “I was thinking you would want one.”

The officer said he then asked Allen, “but you’ll still give me the 20 bucks for that . . . and that the legislator said, “yeah, I wouldn’t argue with that.”

As Allen turned and motioned for the officer to follow him to his car, Kavanaugh identified himself as a police officer by raising his shirt and exposing his badge.

When Allen was being placed in a marked patrol car, he asked whether “it would help” if he was a state legislator, according to a police report. The officer replied, “No.”

I need all of My loyal subjects to get on this trifling ass wanna be “domme” and I am using that term VERY loosely!!! Does the picture look familiar??? I bet it does because last time I checked that was MY DAMN FACE!!! C’mon bitch…step your damn game up!!!

As I said, if you do NOT remove MY FUCKING PICTURE…then you will be hearing from My lawyer and trust, you do NOT want to mess with Me or him!!!!!Amazing what these trifling ass fuckers do to attempt to get that paper from you white bois. BE YOURSELF!!! Don’t be anyone else except that and especially do NOT BE FUCKING ME!!! I am not a fake person, can you prove to those white bois that you are who you say you are??? I highly doubt it!!! So, you either took that picture from My myspace page or from My website. So bitch, this so-called Mistress K, back the fuck up off of My shit…ya heard!!!!!To My sluts… get that phony ass bitch!

Updated with picture!!

Man cuts off penis in restaurant

The man tried to gain access to the kitchen
A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis. The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin

Zizzi spokeswoman

A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.

She said: “At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.

“Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.

“The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.

“This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time.”

She added: “Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries.”

Hmmmm, I wonder if this is one of My sluts…when it gets to that time of the month, I notice that I am meaner than usual. So, I have told a couple of bastards to chop their cocks off because they didn’t need it….but DAYUM!!! I wonder how many inches he was and since they were unable to reattach the cock, I wonder if they are going to turn it into a pussy??? So many evil thoughts running in My mind right now..

Hey My chia pets *snicker* Miz Caramel Vixen will be available for cam til 8 tonight EST! Well, at least 7pm lmao. I have plans that I need to take care of, or shall I say someone to take care of Me, ya heard! hahahaha I had a BLAST the other night and boy oh boy, flirting is soo much fun.

I don’t know if you heard of the R. Kelly song, Ima Flirt, but that song fits Me to a TEE!!! I love it when these guys flirt with Me and dammit….I am gonna flirt back with your ass, unless of course, you are just BEYOND busted hahahahhaha!!! Again, I had fun, dudes were buying Me drinks and grabbing Me like I was their property. WHOO!! You shoulda heard Me curse one of these bastards out, it was as if I was cussing you lil fucktards out. I came in from the outside and walked into the club, a dude was coming out of the bathroom and he saw Me and grabbed Me. I snapped. I said, bitch, get the fuck off of Me, you don’t know who the fuck I am and I know you didn’t wash your funky ass hands. Take your ugly looking ass back in the fucking bathroom because you left the prettier you in there. *eye roll* Asswipe!

Tch….

Okay, so anyways…. There were a lot of fine black men out there and of course I was getting My dance on and guys were just getting behind Me and trying to dance close to Me and feeling their cocks get all hard on My ass. Okay, like whatever…it didn’t bother Me at all because I am use to it. The one guy I was talking about in My other post he had Me hot and bothered and I wanted to jump his BONES (lololol @ ME….she said bones) but I was behaving, I want to tease him some more before I give him some of My goodies. My friend left but I wanted to stay behind because, I just love to dance, so this guy who was watching Me and My friend all night, decided to get behind Me and dance then this bastard did the unthinkable…..

THIS MUTHAFUCKA SLAPPED MY DAMN ASS!!!! Listen when I tell you, there are perimeters that you just don’t fuck with and this asshole, did. I turned around so damn quick and I slapped this bitch in his face…YEAH…AND WHAT!!!! Man, why was I going to fuck him up. My friend came out of nowhere, I thought he left and got in between Me and the guy. I’m thinking that some of his friends told him what happened before he pulled out of the parking lot and he came back in to handle the situation. Meanwhile, I am arguing with this fucking dickhead and I took My finger and mushed it into his head and I damn sure was going to fight him. you NEVER EVER touch MY ASS!!! So, like I said, My friend came out of nowhere and pushed the guy hard as hell and dared him to touch Me.

After he handled assmuncher, he grabbed My arm and led Me OUT of the club…cute right…My “boo” saved Me from fucking that boi up, didn’t he…. So, he tells Me that he doesn’t want Me to go back in there because he doesn’t want to see Me hurt. Whatever…I can take care of Myself, I started to argue, but then he planted a nice wet one on My lips and uh….I was quiet. Needless to say that some fun things went on that night and I can’t wait to get back with him again.

Now, like I said, I will be on cam, so call Me, I know you want to worship My big, black strap-on and My gorgeous feet on cam. I will tell you all about this cam call that I had earlier in another post. So catch Me while you can My pets!!!