That it is for fucking purposes only!!!

A mannequin manufacturer is attaching warning stickers to its shop dummies - after a man mistook one for a sex doll and got his penis stuck.

The 31-year-old - who cannot be named for legal reasons - bought the female bust from the Displaysense online store for £38.

But he got more than he bargained for when he trapped his manhood inside a 24mm hole designed for a display stand.

The pervert from Doncaster, South Yorks, was left in a tight situation and feared he may have had to call out the fire service to help free him.

Luckily, he managed to waddle into his kitchen with the plastic dummy still attached, grab a pair of scissors and release himself - giving new meaning to the phrase ‘I’m free!’

Rather than keeping quiet about the embarrassing episode though, the fuming punter then rang up Displaysense to COMPLAIN.

The company’s sales team were forced to stifle their laughter as the man blasted the product’s “user friendliness” and demanded a refund.

Steve Whittle, marketing manager, said they were now considering issuing the mannequins - used by a number of high street stores - with warnings to prevent any repeat.

He said: “These busts are for display purposes only and no-where on the website or in the products packaging does it state that they should be used for adult means.

“During the phone call the gentleman in question demanded a refund on the now dismantled female bust at which point the refund request was politely refused

“He had purchased the display bust by accident after mistaking it for an adult toy.

“Due to the durability of the display bust, he became concerned that the fire brigade would need to be called to liberate him.

“But thankfully, a pair of heavy duty scissors were able to cut apart the female bust to release him and relieve his delicate area.

“After freeing himself, he made an angry call to us to complain about the user friendliness of the female bust and that it was not what he had ordered.

“The fact that one of our display busts has been used in an unusual fashion has stunned and embarrassed the entire sales team.

“We’ve just added these busts to our range and we normally expect some initial teething problems but not in our 30 years of business have we experienced such an incident.

“We are now going to place a warning on the new display bust section to prevent such ludicrous situations from happening again.

“It’s so bizarre that we have to warn people that our mannequins are for display use only and not for recreational use.”

In 2005, Michael Plentyhorse an 18 year old from the US was caught performing an indecent act with an arts centre mannequin

TITUSVILLE - State Rep. Bob Allen told police he was just playing along when a undercover officer suggested in a public restroom that the legislator give him oral sex and $20 because he was intimidated, according to a taped statement and other documents released Thursday.

Allen has already denied any wrongdoing, but the recordings and documents offered new details about what he and police say happened on July 11 inside the men’s room at Veterans Memorial Park.

“I certainly wasn’t there to have sex with anybody and certainly wasn’t there to exchange money for it,” said Allen, R-Merritt Island, who was arrested on charges of soliciting prostitution.

“This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park,” Allen, who is white, told police in a taped statement after his arrest. Allen said he feared he “was about to be a statistic” and would have said anything just to get away. (get the fuck outta here…you know you wanted to suck that big black dick)

Allen, who couldn’t be reached for comment Thursday, has repeatedly declared his innocence, his intention to fight the charges and his desire to stay in office.

Three undercover officers said they were staking out a nearby condo hoping to catch a burglar when Allen entered a park bathroom at about 3:30 p.m.

The officers, who didn’t recognize the seven-year legislator, said they thought he was behaving suspiciously and thought that he was looking for a sexual partner, according to the reports released by the Brevard-Seminole State Attorney’s Office.

In a written statement released Thursday, Titusville Officer Danny Kavanaugh recalled entering the restroom twice and said he was drying his hands in a stall when Allen peered over the stall door.

After peering over the stall a second time, Allen pushed open the door and joined Kavanaugh inside, the officer wrote. Allen muttered ” ‘hi,’ ” and then said, ” ‘this is kind of a public place, isn’t it,’ ” the report said.

The officer said he asked Allen about going somewhere else and that the legislator suggested going “across the bridge, it’s quieter over there.”

“Well look, man, I’m trying to make some money; you think you can hook me up with 20 bucks?” Kavanaugh asked Allen.

The officer said Allen responded, “Sure, I can do that, but this place is too public.”

Then Kavanaugh said he told Allen, “I wanna know what I gotta do for 20 bucks before we leave.’ ” He said Allen replied: “I don’t know what you’re into.”

According to Kavanaugh’s statement, the officer said, “do you want just [oral sex]?” and Allen replied, “I was thinking you would want one.”

The officer said he then asked Allen, “but you’ll still give me the 20 bucks for that . . . and that the legislator said, “yeah, I wouldn’t argue with that.”

As Allen turned and motioned for the officer to follow him to his car, Kavanaugh identified himself as a police officer by raising his shirt and exposing his badge.

When Allen was being placed in a marked patrol car, he asked whether “it would help” if he was a state legislator, according to a police report. The officer replied, “No.”

I need all of My loyal subjects to get on this trifling ass wanna be “domme” and I am using that term VERY loosely!!! Does the picture look familiar??? I bet it does because last time I checked that was MY DAMN FACE!!! C’mon bitch…step your damn game up!!!

As I said, if you do NOT remove MY FUCKING PICTURE…then you will be hearing from My lawyer and trust, you do NOT want to mess with Me or him!!!!!Amazing what these trifling ass fuckers do to attempt to get that paper from you white bois. BE YOURSELF!!! Don’t be anyone else except that and especially do NOT BE FUCKING ME!!! I am not a fake person, can you prove to those white bois that you are who you say you are??? I highly doubt it!!! So, you either took that picture from My myspace page or from My website. So bitch, this so-called Mistress K, back the fuck up off of My shit…ya heard!!!!!To My sluts… get that phony ass bitch!

Updated with picture!!

Man cuts off penis in restaurant

The man tried to gain access to the kitchen
A man cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant.
Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis. The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin

Zizzi spokeswoman

A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant.

She said: “At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen.

“Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area.

“The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself.

“This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time.”

She added: “Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries.”

Hmmmm, I wonder if this is one of My sluts…when it gets to that time of the month, I notice that I am meaner than usual. So, I have told a couple of bastards to chop their cocks off because they didn’t need it….but DAYUM!!! I wonder how many inches he was and since they were unable to reattach the cock, I wonder if they are going to turn it into a pussy??? So many evil thoughts running in My mind right now..

Hey My chia pets *snicker* Miz Caramel Vixen will be available for cam til 8 tonight EST! Well, at least 7pm lmao. I have plans that I need to take care of, or shall I say someone to take care of Me, ya heard! hahahaha I had a BLAST the other night and boy oh boy, flirting is soo much fun.

I don’t know if you heard of the R. Kelly song, Ima Flirt, but that song fits Me to a TEE!!! I love it when these guys flirt with Me and dammit….I am gonna flirt back with your ass, unless of course, you are just BEYOND busted hahahahhaha!!! Again, I had fun, dudes were buying Me drinks and grabbing Me like I was their property. WHOO!! You shoulda heard Me curse one of these bastards out, it was as if I was cussing you lil fucktards out. I came in from the outside and walked into the club, a dude was coming out of the bathroom and he saw Me and grabbed Me. I snapped. I said, bitch, get the fuck off of Me, you don’t know who the fuck I am and I know you didn’t wash your funky ass hands. Take your ugly looking ass back in the fucking bathroom because you left the prettier you in there. *eye roll* Asswipe!

Tch….

Okay, so anyways…. There were a lot of fine black men out there and of course I was getting My dance on and guys were just getting behind Me and trying to dance close to Me and feeling their cocks get all hard on My ass. Okay, like whatever…it didn’t bother Me at all because I am use to it. The one guy I was talking about in My other post he had Me hot and bothered and I wanted to jump his BONES (lololol @ ME….she said bones) but I was behaving, I want to tease him some more before I give him some of My goodies. My friend left but I wanted to stay behind because, I just love to dance, so this guy who was watching Me and My friend all night, decided to get behind Me and dance then this bastard did the unthinkable…..

THIS MUTHAFUCKA SLAPPED MY DAMN ASS!!!! Listen when I tell you, there are perimeters that you just don’t fuck with and this asshole, did. I turned around so damn quick and I slapped this bitch in his face…YEAH…AND WHAT!!!! Man, why was I going to fuck him up. My friend came out of nowhere, I thought he left and got in between Me and the guy. I’m thinking that some of his friends told him what happened before he pulled out of the parking lot and he came back in to handle the situation. Meanwhile, I am arguing with this fucking dickhead and I took My finger and mushed it into his head and I damn sure was going to fight him. you NEVER EVER touch MY ASS!!! So, like I said, My friend came out of nowhere and pushed the guy hard as hell and dared him to touch Me.

After he handled assmuncher, he grabbed My arm and led Me OUT of the club…cute right…My “boo” saved Me from fucking that boi up, didn’t he…. So, he tells Me that he doesn’t want Me to go back in there because he doesn’t want to see Me hurt. Whatever…I can take care of Myself, I started to argue, but then he planted a nice wet one on My lips and uh….I was quiet. Needless to say that some fun things went on that night and I can’t wait to get back with him again.

Now, like I said, I will be on cam, so call Me, I know you want to worship My big, black strap-on and My gorgeous feet on cam. I will tell you all about this cam call that I had earlier in another post. So catch Me while you can My pets!!!

Serial lingerie thief arrested

(Reuters)
Updated: 2007-03-14 20:49 TOKYO - Police found more than 4,000 pieces of lingerie in the home of a Japanese construction worker who used climbing skills developed on his job to steal women’s underwear.

Police believe that Shigeo Kodama, 54, amassed the 3,977 panties, 355 bras and 10 pairs of stockings over a six-year period. He was arrested in February after he stole underwear from two houses, and police later raided his home.

“Since he was a construction worker, as long as he had a place to put his feet he was able to climb, so he had no trouble getting up to the second floor of apartment buildings,” a police spokesman in the western Japanese city of Hiroshima said.

“He didn’t steal any other kinds of clothing. But as long as it was underwear, apparently anything would do,” the spokesman added.

Whoooooweeeee, talk about a panty fetish. This man has been collecting these items for 6 years. Okay, creepy…. he stole these items and I guarantee you that he sniffed and jerked off on each and every item there. Then he probably cleaned up every item after he spilled his cumjuice all over the pantyhose and in the panties.  I know that there are some of you out there who has a panty, pantyhose, bra fetish, but I sure hope that you don’t go that far as to steal. Buy it!!! Hell, ask Me for My sweaty pantyhose if need be, I’ll quote you a price.

I don’t know how they are over there in Tokyo, but if he was locked up over here and they found out about his panty, pantyhose fetish. That boy would be someone’s if not a couple of guys prison bitch

To Shigeo Kodama….you get the SUPER LOSER award!!!

isn’t that what they say? Well, I know you have been searching for Me. Checking back daily, hourly to see if I posted anything new. I know how you fucktards do. I find it cute. How much you need Me, like I am your drug. Yeah…I like that. Getting high, watching My tour video over and over again. I have tracking devices My bois, so yeah I have been paying close attention to you. I’m always watching lol! j/k. But seriously, I have been doing My own thing. Taking tons of calls, paid mail sessions, you know shit like that. On the other side of the coin, I have been out PARTYING!!! Thursday, Friday, Saturdays…just dropping and shaking My ass like crazy. Having dudes grinding on Me. What fun that is. Now uh, lemme preface this by saying to you all. I love to tease. That’s just in My nature. Can’t help it. Teasing and denying subs and no subbies is just what I do. Like I said, I can NOT help it. So… I will go to the club, get My dance off and let’s say a guy approaches Me and wants to dance. If the grill is right, I’ll go ahead and do so. Tease him with My big, black ass, grinding in his groin area….feeling that bump rise…that shows I am in control. So after you get hard, your mind is messed up and if I want something from you, I am going to get it. That 3:30 second song is over, I proceed to leave, then the guy I am dancing with will say, wait, don’t go. Then I will say, make it worth My while…buy Me a drink. Bam…I am sipping on something and SOMETIMES I’ll go dance, other times I will excuse Myself to the bathroom and find My girls and laugh. Yeah, I am that bitch, aren’t I.

So good to be Moi.

So, I have this upcoming party that I have been invited to and it is an upscale birthday party for Mike Adams and there are going to be some special guests Mike Vick, Plaxico Burress,  Marcel Shipp, Shawntae Spencer just to name a few. So Miz Caramel Vixen is going to be looking Her absolute best. New outfit, new ‘do, new shoes, yanno the whole bit. I of course am going to take pics and all…who knows who I just “might” end My night with If you don’t know those names, I suggest you google them and find out.

Let’s see what else… I have been updating My members area with some new foot fetish videos and pictures. Tomorrow I WILL be taking some more. I love taking pictures. Now, most of you know that I broke My toe the beginning of the year, so I haven’t been able to get a pedicure because of My poor lil piggie toe. I was scared, I am not even going to front about it. If the pedicurist touched My toe the wrong way, I’d probably hit her, punch her, kick her…yanno. Then I’d blame it on a flinch then I’d be banned and prolly arrested for assault So, yeah…I opted out of pedicure territory.  Well, My new foot video, I didn’t paint My toes and you can see that My toenails are rather on the long side. A couple of loyal viewers of My foot store mentioned to Me that they LOVE My natural long toe nails and they would love for Me to scratch their backs and their “prick heads”. Such pain….sounds sooooooo interesting, doesn’t it? I’d love to do a video like that. I decided I am going to take some more au natural toe pictures this weekend, for the nail bois.

I have been having a blast on the phone with you subbies, sissies, closet cocksuckers, snowpigs, ass worshippers, cuckolds, foot fetish bois and even you money pigs. I will briefly touch on this one call that I had to day and talk about some of the other ones in another blog post. Well, I get this call today and this guy is asking Me questions about small vs tiny cocks…. Okay…yanno what. I am going to save this one for later because I have a LOT to talk about and it just dawned on Me about something else that was brought to My attention about tiny dicks.

Teased and DENIED you again didn’t I LMAO!

It is 11:30, I have to go to sleep. I am going to the gym tomorrow morning (yeah, I am back at the gym, I should’ve never stopped but I digress) and I have to get a nice top/sweater for the club tomorrow night. Yeppers, I am going out again to shake that big, black ass of Mines.

Alright….peace bitches!

Now, you all know that I absolutely love training My snowpigs, the majority of My sluts are snowpigs. Ah…for the dumb ones, snowpigs are white “men” (I use the term men…loosely). My snowpigs have taken great care of their Miz Caramel Vixen and I wouldn’t trade My pink salmon pussies for anything in the world, but every now and again, someone comes out of the woodwork that’s not white. I was talking about this with a friend of Mine, another beautiful Brown Sugar Princess ( ). We were mentioning on how it takes us aback when there is a black man out there that wants to worship us and of course when they have other “attributes” that just makes us, well…*cackle*

This brings Me to clarence…. clareeeeeeeeeenceeeeeeeeeeeeee Clarence, is a black bastard from Norfolk, Va. This bitch isn’t a cocksucker (yet) or an assfiller, BUT this bitch lovesssssssssss to be humiliated. Ooo, the things that I called this bitch had Me dying. Yeah, I called his ass a nigga, I sure did! I’ll do it again. Humph…why not? Why shouldn’t I, because he is black? Uh. no… not Me, I call you what the hell you are. The moans that came from his mouth every time I called him a nigga had Me dying. My black fucker’s voice was so feminine, which is why I said he’s not a cocksucker yet. Mmm, very polite bitch, everything was yes, Miz Caramel Vixen. Whatever you need Miz Caramel Vixen. Of course, Miz Caramel Vixen.

Now, clarenceeeeeeee (I loved stressing his name out like that when we spoke) had an issue, yeppers, he sure did. This bitch has a fucking 5 inch dick!!! Yep, I cursed him out for being a black man with a puny dick. I said some hateful things that this bitch was fucking sniffing, weren’t you clarence??? I told him how he broke the damn urban myth of all black men has big, black dicks. I told him, he might as well cut that shit off because he doesn’t need it anymore. What woman in their right mind would want something that damn small. I know I don’t shit, black or not. So, he tells Me that I don’t have to speak to him, because he is an idiot and he deserves to be ignored. Then he starts spitting out compliments on My caramel skin and My beauty.

So, jackass tells Me that he only has $20 to spend on Me. Of course I question numbnuts why? clarence made a funny, he tells Me that he spent it on stupid stuff. What stuff, you ask? Weed and going out to the club. I curse him out for deceiving these fine black women, dancing with them. he says he knows, but thinks he has a chance because they can’t feel his dick while dancing with them. (dick control…what the fuck ever) Please, I’ll say about 95% of men out there, black men does not have dick control when they dance and grind up on a sexy, black femme fetale. I tell him that he is no longer allowed to go to the club to go dancing and spending his money so frivilously on stupid shit.

My dochebag, told Me how he had girlfriends, but he could never get his stupid dick hard because it won’t work for vanilla relationships. That he needs to be yelled at humiliated and then his dick gets hard I had this bitch doing sooo many things. Mmm. I told him that he has to change his lifestyle to be able to get Me whatever I want. No by this time, his money ran out. Ooo you shoulda heard him CUSS because he had no more money. he added another $10 and said, Miz Caramel Vixen, i only have $15 left, i was going to put $10 in my car, but i need your guidance, so i am going to put $5 in my car.

The things that I had him do had him squealing like a pig, My bitch, clarence, is going to be sending Me pictures of his non existant dicklet, I told him I was going to post the pictures and our convo in My blog and this bitch damn near came. Begging to cum like fucking Keith Sweat I wouldn’t let him cum for NOTHING…. as soon as his time was about to run out, I let him cum, but ONLY if he gave himself a creamy facial. I told him to get used to having cum on his face like that. *twisted* Like I said…he’s not My lil cocksucker…yet

Other things ensued, but I am not gonna spill it so you can wank off, I let you all know a bit too much as it is. BUT, as I said, I will train every last one of you, doesn’t matter what race you are. I love breaking down My snowpigs, but when I get a couple of “housebois” niggas to humiliate and degrade, I treat them even worse than you pale pansies, ESPECIALLY if they have little dicks….

I went to My mailbox yesterday because I got a package from one of My sissie sluts who bought Me a phone so that he can call Me on this phone. It is a LG CU500, this phone is SWEET! So, as I open up My mailbox, I see this envelope, I figured it was from the bitch who sent Me the phone. I get in My truck and open the envelope and inside is $500 bucks! *Ballin!!!* It had no name, all it was My address in the return address part. *shrugs* go figure. I will be taking pictures of it later on for proof! heh…. Show you bitches, that I gets what I want and half the time I don’t even have to tell ya’ll fuckers what I want

Whoo, I am one hot to def full figured QUEEN!!! I have made so many videos recently and recordings, I am going to have to update it here. I would say that I am going to do it this weekend, but I have too much stuff to do. From the Superbowl to going back down to Atlantic City and a party to attend, I am going to be one busy Bitch! I don’t know how I am going to do it all on this broken toe. hahahahaha, I can’t wait to get out the house. I need a break and have some fun

My boo has been taken care of Me since I’ve had this cold, and I’ve been giving up the goodies! Sex is goooood REALLLLLL GOOD!!! Half of you bitches haven’t even had good sex in a while, minus humping pillows and such.

I have been having some interesting calls with some good cuckbois and sissies, I’ll write about them later. I need to get My hair done, sheesh… it’s been a while, I’ve been thinking about braids or something. I want to go to the movies tonight to see The Messengers, but we’ll see. I just might stay home and have a fuckathon.

*yawn* I am sooo beat right now.

I am going to take some pictures later on tonight and post them up tonight or tomorrow morning.

Half of you whores out there are cheap wankers. Damn near all of you want something for free. As if I am going to give My valuable time for free. PUHLEEZE! Go find yourself someone who has time to waste and will play games with you. ‘Cuz bitches.. I am NOT THEE ONE!!

Read the following loser conversation below:

markd034: hello…i see we both belong to the say Yahoo group
The Legend In Leather: which one?
markd034: ***** ****** *******
markd034: nice to meet you..my name is mark
markd034: would you be in the mood to laugh?
The Legend In Leather: depends…
markd034: i would like to sing a sissy song for you4r amusement if you would like……..i would be in nothing but white panties…on my lil white tippytoes…and i would sing either…”im a lil tea pot”…or On the goodship lollipop”…for your amusement
markd034: or both
The Legend In Leather: mmmm, so that means you are going to be calling Me then… correct?
markd034: not on the phone….hear on voice chat
The Legend In Leather: do you think I feel like wasting My time on a loser like you who isn’t paying Me for My time?
The Legend In Leather: think about it
markd034: nevermind..your loss
The Legend In Leather: not at all loser
The Legend In Leather: not at all
The Legend In Leather: your loss because you contacted Me

Now, don’t get Me wrong, I love it when a bitch humiliates himself for Me, BUT I will not interact with you if you are not giving Me what I want. Send in tributes, make Me happy, then make an ass out of yourself. In that order…

Label this as, things you DON’T do and/or say to ME!