Okay, well, not ever….but it was a pretty fun birthday!! Some of you bois out there really surprise Me when it comes to catering to this Caramel Goddess!! *giggles* Okay, now the lot of you actually called to wish Me a Happy Birthday and it was sooooo sweet!! But damn…some of you fucktards can not hold a damn key to save your fucking life *Dead!!!!* So anyways, the most of you out there who actually contacted Me did such a good job, I had to make note of it in here. Don’t get used to Me saying nice things about you, because frankly, you fucktards don’t deserve a DAMN THING!!! Got that!!!!

The birthday tributes were off the damn chain!!! Clicking on My $100 button and buying up all of My yummy goodies that I had available. Oooo that Big Titty Tease video, damn you bastids out there must really love looking at My tits. One of you snowpigs actually bought the same video 3 times. WTF was that about?? Were you that damn drunk that you couldn’t find the first video you downloaded??? Hell, I don’t give a damn because I made about $50 off your incapacitated ass! I sent out mass mails about the new humiliation assignment that I have out.

*NEW 8/3* Humiliating Party Assignment This right here is My Humiliation Party Assignment. If you haven’t gotten it yet, then I suggest your ass does it, post haste!!! This is a way that you can party with Me, even though you are not here with Me. Make sure you click on that button and let’s party like a rockstar!!!

I did some cam yesterday, not too much, because it was My day and I just ignored you ‘tardos while you watched Me do whatever I felt like doing, which was watch tv and bs around *giggles* Damn, My life is so fantastic.

As I am writing this blog, I have a fine black man next to Me sleeping. I put it on him GOOT and he still hasn’t woken up *giggles*. mmmm he made My birthday the best to.. I heart him. That’s My teddy bear right there. Okay, I have to get ready to go to breakfast. I’m going to wake him up….possibly with a lil good ole fashioned “head” if you don’t know what head is… LOOK IT UP!!!

Today may be independence day for US, but for your white, pasty ass…you are still going to be MY SLAVE!!! So pay for your freedom, snowpiggies!!!

$100 Tribute

$200 Tribute

$300 Tribute

How much do you want to be free from ME???? As if you could possibly get rid of Me

Today is Friday, finally!!! The long WEEKEND is here… I love these long holiday weekends… The Cookouts, parades, carnivals…etc… Man, I am going to have so much fun this weekend. So what does that mean for you, sluts? basically that means, that Miz Caramel Vixen will be in and out this weekend. I have sooo much stuff planned. Actually tonight I “allegedly” have a date with someone. Now why did I put “allegedly”, well that is because the person with whom I am supposed to be out with tonight, has YET to contact Me, which btw, I am not feeling. But it is all good, because where one door closes another one opens. I am too damn fly to be with someone when it conveniences him… so… NEXT!!!

If these plans fall through, I am already headed out tonight at a club at a disclosed location, wouldn’t want My readers to pop up. Speaking of popping up, you would NOT beleive what happenede to Me! OMG… Okay, so I am out and about yesterday, (I am getting My hair done so that I can still look on point whether I go out on a date or not tonight, but I digress). So I am walking with My girlfriend and I have some packages in My hand and this dude POPPED out of nowhere and I dropped My bags because we bumped into each other. The dude helped Me with My packages, looked at Me and said, Miz Vixen, I am so sorry. Now, I was shocked as shit, because here I was in My hometown chilling. Like WHOA! he continued on by saying, Ma’am I hope I broke nothing, but if I did, (he reaches in his back pocket, pulls out his wallet) here is $100 please accept My apology. Tch…as if I won’t!! HELLO!!! okay, so I get his contact information and tell him, that I will be having some good use for him in the nearby future. I know you are reading this so uh yeah…be prepared to be My errand boy!

Whoa…talk about you never know who is in your backyard. Now this guy isn’t a snowpiggie…he is a thug from My neighborhood, now don’t get Me wrong…not a thug THUG, but a thug…I’m not clarifying anything, but just know he’s not a dude who’ll stick you up. Feel Me? Alright, so yeah, that threw Me for a LOOP! The thing is, My girlfriend told Me that she THINKS that she knows him…We’ll see, I’ll let you know as this story unfolds

Okay, so this morning, I will be getting My hair completed, it is looking fly already, but you already know this. I’ll see if I can snap some pics when it has been completed. Tonight, either a date or the club…more than likely the club, because I am just too irritated with some particular fool, but I digress…K.I.M…So tonight it’s Me and the girls and a spot in Jerzee. Saturday morning, I am headed to film with one of My subs, who has been contacting Me for quite sometime now, at least 3 months, and I’ve just have NOT been in the mood to do anything with him. I was supposed to be filming with Mike today, but I don’t think that’s going to happen, sucks, but O well…there’s always another day. So, I am doing some filming with My sub tomorrow morning.

Let’s see….I think I should be home by 3 today to take some calls and possibly do some cam shows. I’ve been loving My cam shows that I have been having with a particular sub of Mine….what a good lil bitch he is, just LOVES sucking on My strap-on. So yeah…possibly some cam until I leave tonight, more than likely, so watch the call buttons and arrange a call, My pets! O yeah…click on those tribute buttons!!!

To My dreadspet, v, contact Me, W/we need to talk!!!

yeah… I have a dude who loves Me and My feet and he’s been officially dubbed, dreadspet.

Okay…I’m out subbiebitches!!!

isn’t that what they say? Well, I know you have been searching for Me. Checking back daily, hourly to see if I posted anything new. I know how you fucktards do. I find it cute. How much you need Me, like I am your drug. Yeah…I like that. Getting high, watching My tour video over and over again. I have tracking devices My bois, so yeah I have been paying close attention to you. I’m always watching lol! j/k. But seriously, I have been doing My own thing. Taking tons of calls, paid mail sessions, you know shit like that. On the other side of the coin, I have been out PARTYING!!! Thursday, Friday, Saturdays…just dropping and shaking My ass like crazy. Having dudes grinding on Me. What fun that is. Now uh, lemme preface this by saying to you all. I love to tease. That’s just in My nature. Can’t help it. Teasing and denying subs and no subbies is just what I do. Like I said, I can NOT help it. So… I will go to the club, get My dance off and let’s say a guy approaches Me and wants to dance. If the grill is right, I’ll go ahead and do so. Tease him with My big, black ass, grinding in his groin area….feeling that bump rise…that shows I am in control. So after you get hard, your mind is messed up and if I want something from you, I am going to get it. That 3:30 second song is over, I proceed to leave, then the guy I am dancing with will say, wait, don’t go. Then I will say, make it worth My while…buy Me a drink. Bam…I am sipping on something and SOMETIMES I’ll go dance, other times I will excuse Myself to the bathroom and find My girls and laugh. Yeah, I am that bitch, aren’t I.

So good to be Moi.

So, I have this upcoming party that I have been invited to and it is an upscale birthday party for Mike Adams and there are going to be some special guests Mike Vick, Plaxico Burress,  Marcel Shipp, Shawntae Spencer just to name a few. So Miz Caramel Vixen is going to be looking Her absolute best. New outfit, new ‘do, new shoes, yanno the whole bit. I of course am going to take pics and all…who knows who I just “might” end My night with If you don’t know those names, I suggest you google them and find out.

Let’s see what else… I have been updating My members area with some new foot fetish videos and pictures. Tomorrow I WILL be taking some more. I love taking pictures. Now, most of you know that I broke My toe the beginning of the year, so I haven’t been able to get a pedicure because of My poor lil piggie toe. I was scared, I am not even going to front about it. If the pedicurist touched My toe the wrong way, I’d probably hit her, punch her, kick her…yanno. Then I’d blame it on a flinch then I’d be banned and prolly arrested for assault So, yeah…I opted out of pedicure territory.  Well, My new foot video, I didn’t paint My toes and you can see that My toenails are rather on the long side. A couple of loyal viewers of My foot store mentioned to Me that they LOVE My natural long toe nails and they would love for Me to scratch their backs and their “prick heads”. Such pain….sounds sooooooo interesting, doesn’t it? I’d love to do a video like that. I decided I am going to take some more au natural toe pictures this weekend, for the nail bois.

I have been having a blast on the phone with you subbies, sissies, closet cocksuckers, snowpigs, ass worshippers, cuckolds, foot fetish bois and even you money pigs. I will briefly touch on this one call that I had to day and talk about some of the other ones in another blog post. Well, I get this call today and this guy is asking Me questions about small vs tiny cocks…. Okay…yanno what. I am going to save this one for later because I have a LOT to talk about and it just dawned on Me about something else that was brought to My attention about tiny dicks.

Teased and DENIED you again didn’t I LMAO!

It is 11:30, I have to go to sleep. I am going to the gym tomorrow morning (yeah, I am back at the gym, I should’ve never stopped but I digress) and I have to get a nice top/sweater for the club tomorrow night. Yeppers, I am going out again to shake that big, black ass of Mines.

Alright….peace bitches!

It’s been one fantastic financially fucking weekend. Although My lines have not been on, I have been doing some good ole fucking. There have been so many bitches lined up wanting to be financially screwed by Me Four little pale bitches out there wanted Me to use and abuse their little tight asses with My big, black strap-on and be My little whores. Anyways, one of the lil fuckers out there couldn’t call Me because his wife was home and he wanted to be trained via email. So, we started with the regular pay to view emails of $50 each and Me telling him what a loser he was and that his wife was out there getting fucked and being a little cumwhore for a black man. To My surprise, he told Me that she was out there doing it and he started showing Me pictures of his wife with another man. I got him to give Me his wife’s email address and of course I kept the pictures and threatened that if I don’t get what I want, Lucille, would know that he has pictures of them. Well that led to $500 from him to keep quiet

There are so many other things that went on, but I would share that with you LOSERS?? I am not going to give you the scoop, so you can beat your dick off..hahaha.. NOT! Grand total of the evening from that bitch and the other 3… $2,000! Yep, what a fantabulous financial fucking weekend! It’s great to be this Full Figured Vixen.

Aight Losers, here’s the picture of My smoking Haute LG CU500 phone.. yeah, this phone is the shit!!

Here’s a proof money picture of the $500 one of My anonymous bitches sent Miz Caramel Vixen. Yeah, I know I am the shit!! These pictures show you bois the hold I have over the slaves that contact Me. No reason for Miz Vixen to fibb about anything that she gets.

Yeah, I’m so FLYYYY!!! How many of you sluts out there wish you could even scrounge up this much money to lay at this Caramel Goddess’s feet?? Huh.. This is just a lil picture for you all. There are more in My Members Area of My gorgeous Voluptuous DD’s and a lot of yummy treats for you white sluts out there. I will add another picture later of the phone that I got as well.

Damn, it’s so good to be Me, Miz Caramel Vixen

Mmm here’s a tiny picture of you bois to pull your nubs to, if you want to see the bigger version and some kinkier photos, again join the members area!

I went to My mailbox yesterday because I got a package from one of My sissie sluts who bought Me a phone so that he can call Me on this phone. It is a LG CU500, this phone is SWEET! So, as I open up My mailbox, I see this envelope, I figured it was from the bitch who sent Me the phone. I get in My truck and open the envelope and inside is $500 bucks! *Ballin!!!* It had no name, all it was My address in the return address part. *shrugs* go figure. I will be taking pictures of it later on for proof! heh…. Show you bitches, that I gets what I want and half the time I don’t even have to tell ya’ll fuckers what I want

Whoo, I am one hot to def full figured QUEEN!!! I have made so many videos recently and recordings, I am going to have to update it here. I would say that I am going to do it this weekend, but I have too much stuff to do. From the Superbowl to going back down to Atlantic City and a party to attend, I am going to be one busy Bitch! I don’t know how I am going to do it all on this broken toe. hahahahaha, I can’t wait to get out the house. I need a break and have some fun

My boo has been taken care of Me since I’ve had this cold, and I’ve been giving up the goodies! Sex is goooood REALLLLLL GOOD!!! Half of you bitches haven’t even had good sex in a while, minus humping pillows and such.

I have been having some interesting calls with some good cuckbois and sissies, I’ll write about them later. I need to get My hair done, sheesh… it’s been a while, I’ve been thinking about braids or something. I want to go to the movies tonight to see The Messengers, but we’ll see. I just might stay home and have a fuckathon.

*yawn* I am sooo beat right now.

I am going to take some pictures later on tonight and post them up tonight or tomorrow morning.

That right there is the question of the day. My webcam slave was deflowered with My black strap-on. I deposited My big, black strap-on and I withdrew a pretty penny from his bank. My webcam slave got on webcam for Me and he beat that tiny dick of his sooo hard. I had him take his whip and beat his balls, then he took his lighter and he roasted those big nuts of his for Me. Heh… In My ear screaming and yelling and begging Me to stop doing that to him was hilarious. Everytime he wanted Me to stop he had to click on My tribute buttons, over and over and over again! After about 10 minutes of Me torturing those cock and balls of his, he coughed up $400. I told him that there was no way out of this because I love torturing wimpy white bois.

I then instructed him to get those thick rubberbands. Now mind you, that cock of his is only 3 inches. So we aren’t working with THAT much room, if you know what I mean The rubberbands, thick kind only, had to be wrapped around several times on that inchworm he has. I told him that I wanted to hear some country music and that was his cue to let the rubber bands do their “thwang”. If you don’t know what the thwang is, get some rubber bands and try it out After a couple of plucks on the dicktar (guitar dick), the tears were streaming down his eyes and every other word was soo hard to decipher because he was crying like a little bitch.

“please, stop, omg i can’t do it MizVixen. i’ll do anything” Those are the magic words… i’ll do anything *evil laughter* you bet your bottom dollar that you will do any and everything that I tell you to do!! That’s when this was set into motion. No ifs ands or buts about it, you want Me to stop, then clicky clicky, ricky After begging and pleading in My ear about not having enough money to click on that. I told him that this conversation was over and I don’t repeat Myself to snowpigs. I hung up…

2 minutes later I received an email that My account was credited and that My webcam pig had sent in that tribute I told him to do in the first place. I didn’t get a call from him, but I received an email later on that said he apologized and will never disobey Me again. I still haven’t responded but knowing him, he will be reading this later on today. Won’t you, ya lil fucker!!

So many things to tell you snowpigs about. Cuckold calls that have been interesting to say the least. Deflowering many of you whores financially, that always brings a smile to My face. Upcoming photo shoot. Man so much stuff to tell you, so little time.

First off, I am sick, blech, that’s why I haven’t been on and posting too much. Damn cold… I visited the eye doctor yesterday and My eyes are 20/15 so your Caramel Vixen can see very well. I can also see the bullshit that many of you bitches have been spitting, but I will get to that later.

I joined a gym earlier this week and I am having so much fun there. MizVixen is shedding these pounds and getting ready for this photo shoot which I will talk about later. Many things to brief you on.

I met with a snowpig earlier this week also and that was definitely an interesting session. No, it isn’t the one that I spoke about last time. A sissy bitch actually, a very good sissy bitch. Hmm let’s see..

O goodness, I have a new neighbor, he is handsome as hell. Man, I could just eat his fine ass up. Mercy! I have something to write about his ass too.

Members area is coming along just fine and will be finished very soon. I will keep you abreast of that as well. Damn, so many things, so little time. Okay, I usually get My hair done on Thursdays but this cold is KICKING My black ass, so I am going to stay in under the covers and update My blog.

Lines are open, so you know the drill!