Okay, well, not ever….but it was a pretty fun birthday!! Some of you bois out there really surprise Me when it comes to catering to this Caramel Goddess!! *giggles* Okay, now the lot of you actually called to wish Me a Happy Birthday and it was sooooo sweet!! But damn…some of you fucktards can not hold a damn key to save your fucking life *Dead!!!!* So anyways, the most of you out there who actually contacted Me did such a good job, I had to make note of it in here. Don’t get used to Me saying nice things about you, because frankly, you fucktards don’t deserve a DAMN THING!!! Got that!!!!

The birthday tributes were off the damn chain!!! Clicking on My $100 button and buying up all of My yummy goodies that I had available. Oooo that Big Titty Tease video, damn you bastids out there must really love looking at My tits. One of you snowpigs actually bought the same video 3 times. WTF was that about?? Were you that damn drunk that you couldn’t find the first video you downloaded??? Hell, I don’t give a damn because I made about $50 off your incapacitated ass! I sent out mass mails about the new humiliation assignment that I have out.

*NEW 8/3* Humiliating Party Assignment This right here is My Humiliation Party Assignment. If you haven’t gotten it yet, then I suggest your ass does it, post haste!!! This is a way that you can party with Me, even though you are not here with Me. Make sure you click on that button and let’s party like a rockstar!!!

I did some cam yesterday, not too much, because it was My day and I just ignored you ‘tardos while you watched Me do whatever I felt like doing, which was watch tv and bs around *giggles* Damn, My life is so fantastic.

As I am writing this blog, I have a fine black man next to Me sleeping. I put it on him GOOT and he still hasn’t woken up *giggles*. mmmm he made My birthday the best to.. I heart him. That’s My teddy bear right there. Okay, I have to get ready to go to breakfast. I’m going to wake him up….possibly with a lil good ole fashioned “head” if you don’t know what head is… LOOK IT UP!!!

It’s Valentine’s DAY!!! YEAHHHHHHH Whoo hoo!! I so love this holiday. I usually get cards, jewelery, balloons, stuffed animals, roses, etc. from ex’s trying to get back with Me and the secret admirers that come out of the woodwork. This morning in My kitchen, I have a fine ass black man cooking for Me. The smell of eggs and bacon is in the air. This week has been a great week for Me, even though I have been sick. My boo has been doing so much for Me, while I have been couped up in bed. Taking care of Me has been the highlight of his week. My boo took off of WORK (took vacation) to make sure that I didn’t have to lift a finger and he has done any and EVERYTHING for Me. Whoo, talk about being pampered like the Ebony Queen that I am.

While I was sleeping, My T woke Me up with kisses and a dozen white roses. Then of course he told Me that he is going to make breakfast in bed for Me. Although I haven’t eaten in days, I am still not hungry, but I will eat a wee bit since he’s making Me breakfast. Unfortunately, I can’t go out to dinner and a movie and all that fun stuff that WOULD be going on, because of the flu, BUT he definitely has a raincheck waiting for Me as soon as I get better. I need to get My hair and nails done… sheesh!!!

So, on to you losers….. Well, since you are obviously lacking in the LUVVVVVVV department and those that are huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzbands are not going to get any nookie today I bet that the wives are going to go out with their lovers and probably get SLAYED by them and their big cocks. So, it sucks to be you. Maybe she’ll let you eat her creampie afterwards. Wouldn’t that be a treat Something to look forward to. Now, ya’ll fuckers who aren’t getting laid by your wives, that does NOT mean you are excused from buying her anything just because she doesn’t want to be bothered with you. Nuh-uh! It is your duty as a cuckold to make sure that you give her ENOUGH money so that she can look good for HIM. Make sure she has a gift certificate to go to the spa, beautiful negligee so that her lover can peel it off of her. She MUST look top notch for her lover, that is imperative.

To those with the tiny dicks, I have an assignment coming out for you all, don’t worry. It is truly humiliating! It’s not like you are getting any pussy tonight anyways. Perhaps some cock in your own pussy, but that’s about it, IF you even get that. Whew…

Well, My breakfast is done and I am going to enjoy it with My black stud. How many of you would love to be My dog right now, eating the scraps from My plate, since I am not going to consume all of My food. Or just be at the foot of My bed watching us do the horizontal mambo Aight bitches… I’m out!!!

I went to My mailbox yesterday because I got a package from one of My sissie sluts who bought Me a phone so that he can call Me on this phone. It is a LG CU500, this phone is SWEET! So, as I open up My mailbox, I see this envelope, I figured it was from the bitch who sent Me the phone. I get in My truck and open the envelope and inside is $500 bucks! *Ballin!!!* It had no name, all it was My address in the return address part. *shrugs* go figure. I will be taking pictures of it later on for proof! heh…. Show you bitches, that I gets what I want and half the time I don’t even have to tell ya’ll fuckers what I want

Whoo, I am one hot to def full figured QUEEN!!! I have made so many videos recently and recordings, I am going to have to update it here. I would say that I am going to do it this weekend, but I have too much stuff to do. From the Superbowl to going back down to Atlantic City and a party to attend, I am going to be one busy Bitch! I don’t know how I am going to do it all on this broken toe. hahahahaha, I can’t wait to get out the house. I need a break and have some fun

My boo has been taken care of Me since I’ve had this cold, and I’ve been giving up the goodies! Sex is goooood REALLLLLL GOOD!!! Half of you bitches haven’t even had good sex in a while, minus humping pillows and such.

I have been having some interesting calls with some good cuckbois and sissies, I’ll write about them later. I need to get My hair done, sheesh… it’s been a while, I’ve been thinking about braids or something. I want to go to the movies tonight to see The Messengers, but we’ll see. I just might stay home and have a fuckathon.

*yawn* I am sooo beat right now.

I am going to take some pictures later on tonight and post them up tonight or tomorrow morning.

I love presents!! I love it when one of My white whores purchase gifts and sends it to Me via UPS. I think I love it more when I see these FINE ASS UPS MEN deliver to Me. Yummmmy!! I have evil, twisted thoughts of doing things on top of packages. LMAO!!

Ok, so yesterday I was SUPPOSED to be going to the Meadowlands Race Track (yeah I love betting on races), I just didn’t feel up to it. I was tired from the sexsession the night before and I noticed I was getting a lil sore throat. So, I opted to stay home. Good thing I did. Well as I was drifting off between movies, the doorbell rings. I was like uh Who in the HELL is this? I JUST got rid of My family the night before. I know they didn’t decide to stay a bit longer and come back to “chill with ‘cuz” I was cold, sneezy and just exhausted. I put on My robe and literally “shuffled” to the damn door. That’s how beat I was. I see T, My UPS man. Fine black man, right, and here I look like a DAMN MESS!!!! Yeah, I was pissed, he always sees Me looking right. Now, I normally don’t get deliveries on Saturday unless it is an Air Delivery, and I normally don’t see T, unless I have one. Okies, so I am like uh… hey sweetie…

T: Hey, _________ (he knows My real name) how was your holiday

Me: It was perfect, I got tons of stuff, you know how I do.

T: *smiles* yeah, I sureee do.

Me: *hits his shoulder* you need to stop

T: I haven’t started yet

Me: *blushes* mmmmm, I noticed.

T: You don’t look so good, you ok?

Me: Nah…. besides being tired, I’m sick

T: Damn, well, let me let you get out of the hallway, I can see you’re freezing. Well, ______ have a Happy New Year, I’ll see you next year.

Me: Aww, that’s so sweet of you. I am definitely cold. Have a great New Year’s as well, T.

T: Oh…

Me: Que?

T: *leans over and kisses Me* MUAH.. right on the lips

Me: Uh.. EXCUSE YOU!!!!

T: *points up* mistletoe *grins*

Me: All you had to do was ask, we could’ve done that a while ago *coughs*

T: *writes number on the box I got* Call me, maybe we can hang on New Year’s if you’re better

Me: Maybe…. *smiles*

T: Alright.. bye ___________

Me: Bye….

T turns around, walks to the truck and then looks back at Me and smiles and blows a kiss to Me.

Me: *thinking to Myself* DAYUM, I want that!!! *closes the door and shuffles to My room*

Of course, I replay that kiss in My head, right, I plum forget about the damn gift. I open it up and inside it is a BABY PHAT COAT!!! O yeah!! I am happy as shit. I love Baby Phat. That’s My FAVORITE DESIGNER, simple fact because with Me being a Full Figured Queen those are the only jeans that fits Me perfectly and design for Full Figured Women. So, yeah, I was happy!!

A nice black BP coat.

I’ll take a picture of this fine Black Queen in My coat later on today. Of course you know I look fly in anything I put on this Caramelized Skin…

Alright ho’s I am going to go back to bed. I am sick as shit right about now. My lines are on Arrange A Call, I can BARELY speak.. *sigh*

Man I can’t believe it! Christmas is almost here. Although I LOVE receiving gifts, I love giving. I will give My last if I know that someone needs it. I donate My time and money and whatever I can to those who are needy. I donate blood every 6 months and I donate clothes, food, whatever I can. There are so many out there less fortunate then us and through whatever circumstances it occurred, people need to have something for Christmas and throughout the year.

So, this year I’ve done My share and I hope that you aren’t selfish bastards and give. Of course, giving to Me is a good thing as well

After making My rounds with family and friends, I am going to go to a PARTAY in Sayerville, NJ. I’ve never been there before. My girl told Me that it’s a pretty good hot spot.

Ooooh, lemme tell you, I received in the mail, a bottle of Johnny Walker Black from one of you subbies. One of My real time slaves, gave Me a gift basket which included Ghiradelli chocolate. As if I need it LMAO! I have been slacking in the gym department, but I am still looking good. I will pick up the gym starting next month. It’s not My New Year’s resolution at all. It’s a healthy living.

Man, I still need to do shopping for a couple of friends, but I am sooo tapped out. Seriously, My energy is DRAINED!! I am sooo tired. I was entertaining a yummy chocolate man last night/this morning and I was doing a tease and denial text session, accompanied with some HAWT pictures of Moi.

So, I need to sleep for like another 24 hours LMAO! Ok, ok, so not 24 but maybe 2-4 hours. I plan on going to the movies tonight and perhaps bowling/pool.

On Christmas, I am entertaining family and friends, so I doubt that I will be on AS much, then I am going to go see Dreamgirls!! I can’t wait to see Jennifer Hudson upstage Beyonce. My lines MAY be open, since I know that there are some of you lonely pink salmon’s who don’t have anyone to spend Christmas with.

Heh, yep, I know that there are some of you, who’s girlfriends are fucking others. Perhaps you are the black sheep of the family. Well, whatever reason it is you make sure you tell Me so I can LAUGH at you all for being alone on Christmas

Alright I am on My way to dreamland. I have to get some rest. I’ll leave you with a sexy picture of Me, although you aren’t worthy of it.

Here’s My Christmas present to you, My pets!!! I know, any picture of your Miz Caramel Vixen is a gorgeous present!! I created something for My tiny dick and sissy pets and I know how much you love being teased. Click here for your OTHER present, pets!!!

Make sure you tell Me how much you LOVEEE this present of Mines!!

Speaking of presents, one of My little bitches, gave Me a gift certificate to Macy’s a nice $500 gift card!! Yummy!! So you know that I will be sporting more outfits and looking sexier as EVER (as if that’s a hard thing to do) for the upcoming New Year!!! I’ll take a picture of the Gift Card later, maybe….

It’s sooo good to be a Caramelized Goddess, isn’t it!!!

I have just been so busy entertaining friends and family. I so love the holidays! Thanksgiving is like the BEST holiday. I love hanging with My family and eating all that YUMMY FOOD!! Watching football (yeah, I’m a HUGE football fan), drinking and playing cards, games, etc. My family hung out at My house. Every year someone hosts Thanksgiving and this time, I was the “lucky” one. NOT! j/k I didn’t mind cooking, actually I love to cook. The menu was amazing! I wasn’t the only one cooking, but we did have such a good time.

Thanksgiving ended early actually, about 10ish, because I had to get some sleep to go SHOPPING!!! I love doing Black Friday shopping. It was BANANAS!!! I was in line waiting for this store to open with My family and I ran into someone who knows “MizVixen”. This dude kept STARING and I mean STARING at Me. I told My gf that I bet this is one of My man-whores OR he reads about Me. So, anyways, I walk up to him (he was ahead of Me) and said to him, what are you staring at? The boi said I love you and worship you with all of My heart. yeah, right… So I said, well if you love Me so much then I want your wallet…now. I was cracking up on the inside because his look was PRICELESS I said to him, I thought so. As I was walking back to My family/girlfriends, he says “Ma’am, here you go.” I turn around and I see his wallet in his hand. I open up the wallet, 4 crisp 100 bills, plenty of cc’s. Now, I am a bitch, BUT at times, I am a bitch with heart. Since this fool was doing Christmas shopping for his family, I took $200 and walked back to My place in the line.

Doofus kept looking back, smiling like a Cheshire cat and of coursre, had a dumbass look on his face. I went on My way with My peeps and we did our shopping.

I haven’t checked My emails this morning, but I wouldn’t put it past that I will have a couple of emails from goofy.

I haven’t been taking calls to much for a while, but I am available now and should be from now on. All of you know how to get in touch with Me.

Mmmm I have to tell you about the gifts that I got from one of My whores. I love presents from whores who do everything that I want. It is soooo good to be Me.

O happy Day!! I am in a sing-song mood, for now. This weekend has been one helluva weekend. I went for My consultation and it was rather fun. They dilluted My eyes and lemme tell you, holy crap, I could not see worth a lick. I was looking hella crazy, like a lil bugeyed bandit I was straining My eyes so much that I got a headache. That part was NOT fun. So, I got My much needed rest and called it a day.

Yesterday I could finally see, but boy o boy, that headache was lingering everywhere. Sheesh. I did get some prezzies though. My bitches are good to Me. After My consultation I went home and sent Lil Domini to My mailbox and retrieve My gifts from My loyal hoes. I got a couple of movies. One of My whores gave Me ATL, Firewall and also got Me the best thing EVER. MADDEN 2007!!! Yes, sluts and snowpigs, MizVixen LOVES football!!!!

I was playing Madden with Lil Domini last night. 2 games to 1, before I called it quits since I had to watch The 4400. I ended up falling asleep on it though, guess I still had more sleep I needed to catch up on. Back to football, only a few of you knew, who contact Me on the regular knows I love football. My favorite team is not the Jets or Giants though. *shakes finger* I love the Eagles. Booo yourself LMAO! That’s what one of My callers said, we got into a bit of a heated discussion behind that, but WHATEVER!!!

I love it when I talk to My bois about everyday stuff, it is a bit more real experience to Me. Which is WHY I can’t wait for My members area to be completed. There will be a personal diary in there, slave assignments, all of My videos, recordings, pictures and much more in there! It is going to be one price for all of that juicy goodness. A place where you can ask Me questions and I will answer, POSSIBLY and I do mean POSSIBLY a forum. Unsure of that at this time. It is going to be a lot of fun and I sure can’t wait!

Heads up: I am going for surgery tomorrow, Tuesday, and I will not be available at all. I am REALLY going to try to get a lot of work in today. New videos, some new photos and definitely some recordings done, since I won’t be around til Friday, possibly. Surgery is Tuesday, so I will not be able to see anything at all. Wednesday, I go back for a checkup. Thursday is My day off anyways. So either Thursday night or Friday is when I will be back on. Can you hold out?? Of course I know you can. My snowpigs are loyal to MizVixen, aren’t you.

Welp, I have to get moving if I am going to try and do all of this stuff today. I have to make sure there are enough things for My little whores to do whilst I am out of commission. I will be sending out MASS emails to you piggies. Join the group as well, as I will be making announcements.

One more thing, I have heard that the mail system on Niteflirt is NOT working. I sure do hope that they will correct that problem IMMEDIATELY! I would hate to do all of that stuff in vain. So if you want something and it doesn’t work send Niteflirt an email or send Me an email although, if it is past Tuesday, I won’t be able to “see” it, literally…

Ok bitches, I must do a ton of stuff. When the recordings are done, I will make a page marked recordings, so that you can listen to it before it is approved by Niteflirt, since that will take FOREVER to do so. OK, this time I am out!!!!

like water. Some of you bois have been sending Me instant Messages saying Happy Birthday to Me and to check My Niteflirt because tributes have been sent. Such good an obedient white bitches I have. They all know how to take care of an Ebony Goddess, such as Myself. I know how much you bois love Me, I can tell by your tributes and gifts.

Last night I got an IM from a boi who wants to so desperately be My lil whore. My whore sent Me a $100 tribute and we chit chatted for a moment, he wanted to know how to become My slave. After all was said and done because I told him it was time for Me to move on to another boi who wanted to wish Me an early Happy Birthday, I see this in My yahoo group:

Totally captivated: I am totally greatful and humbled by being allowed to serve you MizVixen. I really appreciate your time and appreciated your time today. I do not have the most money, but I am and will try to be yours. I hope you sincerely appreciated my tribute today and video purchase yesterday. I thank you for your patience as well, as you know I am pretty new to this. And I apologize for my delay in sending you your birthday tribute. HAPPY BIRTHDAY once again!!!! I am so glad I could contribute to your happiness on your special day. I am looking for a better job as well at the moment. Thank you once again, I appreciate you. MizVixenspiggie

Wasn’t that so sweet. Good lil whores I have. Well I went to My next IM session with My lil sissy jaqueline. This sissy, sent Me a Happy Birthday card to My email address and in the card it told Me to check My Niteflirt account. By the time I did, this lil sissy of Mines, sent Me a $300 birthday tribute. On top of that, I got a Amazon gift certificate sent to My email as well for $100. I love when I get prezzies from My subjects.

Tomorrow is the big day and I have a surprise for you loyal bois!!!

Whoo hoo, doing the HAPPY DANCE!! I am going to be 30 OMG, whew.. I sure as hell look good for a soon to be 30 year old. Mmmm hell, I still get carded when I go to the clubs. Now that I LOVE! Anyways, I have gotten a present from only one of you BUT I have been getting several tributes and messages saying Happy Birthday.

Good job subbie bitches! you know how to keep your Caramel Vixen happy!