JEALOUS????? HA!!!! Click the picture and buy…NOW!

*below is an excerpt from a blogpost from My members area…*

or wait it could just be called “Me and My lack of penis in My life that I am so picky that I won’t drop My drawers for any random penis”…but Celibacy sounds better and you can say that in ONE breath. instead of it being a run-on sentence

Last year, I had 3 different “suitors” that I have known for MANY years, and for reason that I care to not discuss I decided that I would be better WITHOUT them in 2011. So, I started to weed them off one by one. I had a west coast boo and 2 east coast boos. They all knew about each other. They ALL knew what My job was..Everything was out in the open as it should be.

Twitter was like the cause of a lot of discord & JEALOUSY within the “suitor camp”. When I would tweet abt what I’m doing with one dude, they’d have a piss & would TEXT me back stupid shit. It was UBER childish. Grow up, mmkay? Damn..I don’t belong to ANY of you, soooo yeah..stop the jealousy.

We had a conference call one time & ……..

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Yeah, that’s basically what today is going to be. I’m soooooo frizzledfrazzled!!!! So much to do, so little time! ACK!!! I’ve been getting emails asking Me for new material, they need Me, etc etc…yeah I know bois, I know. This Caramel Fetish Queen has been so damn busy, I just haven’t gotten around to filming AS much or for that matter, editing the videos that I *DO* have on the camcorder that’s just chillin, waiting for me to convert & edit them.

I NEED AN ASSISTANT!!!!!!! /end rant

It’s hard doing every.single.thing. by yourself, but it gets done and then you get burned out and then you take a break and pick up where you left off at. Gotta love the cycle LOL…well, I know *you* don’t but eh, it is what it is. So, one of you subs, slaves, customers, that are video editors or promoters, marketers…hit My email, if you want the job. Resumes, portfolios, idk, just send Me something and not just. Oh i’d do it Goddess, mmmkay? Cool

This blog entry is going to be a LOT of razzledazzle without the dazzle or the razzle LOL…don’t get it? Yeah, neither do I. This is like a POTLUCK blog entry Whatever is on My mind, is just going to spill out onto My fingertips!

So MUCH to do SO LITTLE TIME!!!!!!!! Exxotica is here…TODAY and I am so *NOT* ready, I still have things to do, UGH..did I already say that I NEED AN ASSISTANT!!!!!!!!! If not, my bad

I’m waiting to hear back from someone who is supposed to do “something special” with Me this wknd, hopefully this little one will contact Me back. If not, eh, such is life…

#random I am SOOO FUCKN HORNY!

I have been on dick hiatus for 2.5 weeks now, WTF!?!?! The one dick that I did have available, was “turned off” because I was so B-E AGGRESSIVE lol, yeah that’s what he said. Why are you so aggressive, nevermind, I’m good…

If he was here, he would’ve seen the FINGER, NECK & EYE ROLL! Punk ass bitch yeah that pissed Me off, big time. The other standby penis was on the left coast, so I’ve been making “nice” to Myself with My good ole friend,

Lexington Steele. /sidebar I wonder if he’s going to be at Exxxotica this wknd I must tell him how he’s been such an EXCELLENT FUCK for Me

So, My main penis should be back in 2-3 weeks and Idk if I’m going to make it. I have 2 back up cocks to the main penis in My life. Notice I said PENIS/COCK/DICK and not MAN. I have no time for that in My life right now. Penises are just fine well, when they’re AROUND

Sessions! Ack…I won’t be available for sessions this weekend, obviously, because I will be at Exxxotica. Next week, sessions WILL be back in session as well as FILMING! Look out for an open call for filming bois! I’m hoping to film with a couple of slaves this weekend, so ::fingers crossed:: on that one.

This bitch will be here this weekend, so I’ll be filming with him and he’s apart of the surprise that I have going on @Exxxotica, so you don’t want to miss out.

Alright, its 9am. I have shit to do…Follow Me on twitter for Exxxotica updates, you know the link (@caramel_dreams) and hope to see you there @EXXXOTICA!!!!

Oh & Ima leave you with this, just because

I *DO* try and blog daily, but yanno, sometimes life takes over and well Me updating about who spent what and how much this one gave Me and what I spoke about with this one is all a blur. I’m going to TRY & do a “week in review” for all the little things that I missed. BUT…of COURSE you can just EASILY follow Me on twitter and I wouldn’t have to do it but eh…such is life.

By now we ALL know how My trip to the DMV area was…if not go read the earlier posts. Apparently, you fetish freaks are illiterate because I am STILL getting calls regarding setting up appointments. I wrote 10/2-10/4 but hey I can’t expect you guys to read when you’re wanking off to My pictures…now can I?

LOL lookit Me teasing you already…cock rock hard…and here I go expecting you to read the rest of this blog entry LOL ASIF.com

So again, guys I am NO LONGER in the DMV area…so stop calling Me thankYOU!

Speaking of calling Me and wanting this particular person to S.T.O.P. ugh…I’m no longer in a relationship, haven’t been in EONS, but I do juggle a few men who peak My interest from time to time. Actually, 2 get My “undivided, but not FULL” attention…the other 4 I just use to My bidding…of course that means purchasing WHATEVER I want, paying for WHATEVER I say…hey, wait…that’s basically what you losers are for teehee. They know that they’re the “bottom of the barrel” so-to-speak and they do know that they could NEVER get to lick, touch, taste, sniff, enter the Golden Gap (ya like that one? HA!) so, they do know their place. Gotta climb up those ranks buddy. So, this one dude who MIGHTA had an opportunity with Me has been STALKING ME OH SO HARD! Reading My tweets, texting, calling, just being a NUISANCE ugh.com he’s a jealous lil fucker…wants Me all to himself (asif) and everytime I’d tweet about being with another dude, he’d respond oh you don’t care for Me? I’d do whatever I can for you and you still don’t appreciate Me…blah, blah, blah, whine, whine, whine. So, he’s definitely outta here. I hate a NEEDY ASS DUDE….hell, even SLAVES…stop being needy and whiny that shit does nothing for Me but make Me dismiss you quicker than you small dick bitches fuck a tight pussy HA!

Small penis humiliation has been a kicker via Niteflirt you tiny tot cocks have been calling like CRAZY! Begging for humiliation oh & you sissy bitches too! lol. I’ve gotten a slew of Feminization cam shows it’s been HELLA funny!!!

Oh that sissy right there took that toy and plugged up his little tight hole for Me….well…it wasn’t tight after she was done fucking her pussy for Me as you can tell by the size of that cock HA!

Lessee what else…Oh a HUGE congrats to the beautiful Karen: The Asian Goddess today is her wedding OWWW!!! Have fun mamita and enjoy your special day love!!!

I’m looking to film with some slaves, male and female so if you’re interested in being in My films and you’re in the NJ/NY area use the contact form and tell Me what kind of videos you’re interested in being in. Doesn’t matter the color, age, size, shape and YES, you can be masked.

I’ve been getting requests for Me to convert a lot of My fart fetish and ass fetish videos to MOV and IPOD/MP4 format, so I have a couple of new stores that I unveiled this week and clips are being purchased…slowly but surely. If you look to the left of the blog; you will see Fetish Clips and underneath a list of all of My clips4sale stores, so if you see something and you want it in a different format contact Me and I will look for said video and convert it for you.

Giftcards: LOL whew…last week a guy who LOVES My videos, sent Me a $4 (yes FOUR DOLLARS, CUATRO DINEROS) amazon gift certificate and said enjoy your gift LOL…I laughed EVERSOHARD.com then he came back with a $10 gift card and then topped it off with a $40 gift card. $54 total..whooo let Me NOT spend it all in one place I love it, you guys are too much for Me

OH! and how can I forget I am UrbanXAwards XGirl for the month of October!!! UrbanXAwards is a site/awards show that honors Urban Adult entertainers. They have an awards show where many Ethnic adult performers are nominated and then chosen as the #1 in said category: Interracial, Up&Coming porn star, Gang Bang, etc….Anywho, they chose Me, your Caramel Vixen, to be their X Girl for the content that I CONSTANTLY produce (daily) and for the work/hustle/grind that I showcase every day! Read more about Me being the Urban X Awards Girl of the MonthI think it’s ABSOLUTELY kickass because 1. I do majority fetish material and 2 I don’t have any hardcore content and 3. I’m a BBW. Yep, your Caramel Queen works HARD & I love that I was recognized!

Anywho, I think that’s about it for the week in review…so go buy clips! Pick up that phone call Me through Niteflirt! send in those drive-by tributes! schedule a real time session! Join My membersites! and of course, follow Me on twitter!

Over the past 5 years I have been on various of websites, but none of them can compare to Niteflirt. Even tho niteflirt has been going through some BULLSHIT (no recordings, dropped calls, listing issues, etc) lately, I gotta say I love having DriveBy’s. Lemme explain a driveby….in regards to niteflirt, a driveby is a money piggie who WONT talk to you on the phone, but will pull up your website and click on a $200 tribute button and keep it moving. Sometimes $100, sometimes more. The most I’ve had sent was $999…LOVED that ;c)

Yesterday was a pretty good day all around. Raping wallets and Draining Balls is My motto

I received a couple of driveby tributes, I raped wallets to the tune of $883 yesterday via Clips4Sale, Niteflirt, Streamate and on Rude

Imagine if I was on twitter, I totally wouldn’t have done all of that because, twitter…once again…is VERY distracting. Curses to My ADHD :/ Anywho….

After raping wallets and draining balls, I met up with one of My playthings and we went out for dinner and drinks…I was in the mood so, I allowed him to drain Me dry HA! Sheets had to be changed @his place TWICE…curse to that sprung leak I just CAN NOT control because of his hook dick HA! Such a naughty Caramel Minx I am ;c)….too bad you cuckolds weren’t there to clean up the mess, trust Me when I tell you, you would have DEFINITELY be full from lapping up My creamy and juicy insides teehee

Speaking of CREAM…check out this Creampie video from a year ago:

Clean My CreamPie Pussy, loser
On the toilet after a tinkle , I wipe my pussy and I see that I have a ton of cum in my pussy from my lovers fuck session….I instruct you to eat the cum out of my pussy as I play with it and forcefeed it to you…
That’s some good shit right there..go buy it, My cuckolds

That’s all for updates…yes, I’m still not back on twitter…not sure when I’ll be back, but I’m loving that you guys ARE emailing Me telling Me you miss Me on twitter tho …makes My cold heart melt HA! Now go buy clips!!!!

Raping Wallets and Draining Balls

Some of you may or MAY not know that I have a couple of “suitors”…meaning there are a couple of dudes who I ALLOW access to My cookie box. No, I’m not telling you how many just KNOW that they ALL know how to put it on a sistah

So last night, I met up with “HIM”…”HIM” is a very FINE black man who I’ve known for about a year and change now. Interesting circumstances as to how we met, but either way we met and have been cool ever since. Unfortunately he’s not in my area or coast, but when he does come thru…boy oh BOY does he “CUM” errr come through

Anywho he messaged me to tell me he’s here in the “area” for a couple of days and wanted to hang out. Basically…FUCK Not that I mind of course teehee this Caramel Vixen needed a hard stiff dick shaken; not stirred.

Last night was sooo INTENSE! He’s 6’5″, dark chocolate with a 9 inch stiff one…when I arrived he opened the door in a towel, body oiled up and GLISTENING in the dark, candles everywhere… I was uberrrr happy. We had a sex marathon, that led to security knocking on the hotel door because there were several complaints from our “neighbors”

The last time we were getting it on, I was on top riding him like a fucking horse, he put his manly hands on my back, rubbed it up and down and “sang” in my ear the hook of the song above. He said my name, your love is like WHOA…your sex is like WHOA….Even though he knows to NOT quit his day job, because he CAN NOT SING…that turned me on sooo much that it led to another screaming orgasm (this time stifled scream)….Trust me the “neighbors” knew his name…I’m going to be meeting him tonight and mercy I can NOT wait.

Too bad you cuckolds weren’t there watching us…Oh well, sucks to be you

The Lyrics to My Love Is Like Whoa below:

(Spoken)
See baby…
I know you don’t have to share girls
I am more than confident that you won’t ever have to search
these streets for affection.
I got you.

(1, 2, 3 ,4)
What kinda of girl, you like?
(I know my looks can be deceiving)
Tell me, am I your type?
(My main goal is to please ya)
What’s on the schedule tonight?
(Am I the reason you’ll be treatin)
I hope you have an appetite
So tell will you come and spend the night?

My love is like (whoa)
My kiss is like (whoa)
My touch is like (whoa)
My sex is like (whoa)
My ass is like (whoa)
My body’s like (whoa)

And you’re kissin it so whatcha think of it?

My love is like (whoa)
My kiss is like (whoa)
My touch is like (whoa)
My sex is like (whoa)
My ass is like (whoa)
My body’s like (whoa)

And you’re kissin it so whatcha think of it?

When will you come through?
(Come through)
Cause I been waitin up right here
And you bring some (?)
(Baby won’t ya bring it so we can (?????) )
Please have no fear
(Have no fear)
I just wanna love ya right
I hope ya have an appetite
So baby will you come and spend the night?

My love is like (whoa)
My kiss is like (whoa)
My touch is like (whoa)
My sex is like (whoa)
My ass is like (whoa)
My body’s like (whoa)

And you’re kissin it so whatcha think of it?

My love is like (whoa)
My kiss is like (whoa)
My touch is like (whoa)
My sex is like (whoa)
My ass is like (whoa)
My body’s like (whoa)

And you’re kissin it so whatcha think of it?

Please hold me..
Hold me all night
Taste it
Hold me all night
Taste it

Hold me like you never wanna let me go
If you’re likin whatcha tastin baby let me know
If you’re gonna love, baby love me strong
Cause I want this love to last all night long

Oooooohhhhh

My love is like (whoa)
My kiss is like (whoa)
My touch is like (whoa)
My sex is like (whoa)
My ass is like (whoa)
My body’s like (whoa)

And you’re kissin it so whatcha think of it?

My love is like (whoa)
My kiss is like (whoa)
My touch is like (whoa)
My sex is like (whoa)
My ass is like (whoa)
My body’s like (whoa)

And you’re kissin it so whatcha think of it?

Whoa… (fades out)